The Three Stooges

Even though I was traveling at 9MPH over the construction speed limit this truck driver felt the need to tailgate me until he could pass. As he changed lanes he almost caused an accident and to express his displeasure at Mr.Wonderful being the only one 'obeying' the speed limit, he honked at me. My feelings were severely damaged. Probably an undocumented worker at the wheel, playing a very dangerous game with a forty-foot 80,000 pound load. Brace yourself folks, thanks to President Bush's love for Mexico, Mexican freight trucks (and their undoubtedly highly trained pilots) can now travel into and through Arizona.

It took me many days to understand why no one obeys the construction speed limits, and drive at 20 to 30mph faster. And that is because no one has the backbone to possibly incur the wrath of brain-dead, human drones like your Mr.Wonderful does. It's also interesting to note that driving at the construction speed limits has increased my gasoline mileage to over 34mpg. And in these days of $3.00 a gallon gasoline I would think Phoenix driver's would be anxious to stretch their mileage. Guess not. All they want to do is whine, like the spineless pukes they are.