Driving to work at dusk Friday, I noticed this UFO. It appeared to be wobbling, like a bent
wheel. Other drivers did not notice because they were all talking on their cell phones or trying to text-message
their kids or just staring glassy-eyed through the windshield of their vehicle, thanking God it was Friday.
Here is where the UFO eventually crashed. I doubt if there were any survivors. My fellow rush-hour drivers probably
didn't notice this inferno either, as to the uneducated eye it resembled a back yard barbecue gone wild.