Living well is the best revenge. This is a true story...
"My daughter & I had just finished a salad at Neiman-Marcus Cafe
In Dallas & decided to have a small dessert.
Because both of us are such cookie lovers,
We decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus Cookie". (EDITORIAL COMMENT:
Neiman's is a VERY EXPENSIVE department store).
It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe,
And the waitress said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not".
"Well", I said, "would you let me buy the recipe?"
With a cute smile, she said, "Yes."
I asked how much, and she responded,
"Only two fifty, it's a great deal!"
I said with approval, "just add it to my tab."
Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement from
Neiman-Marcus and it was $285.00.
I looked again and I remembered
I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf.
As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said,
"Cookie Recipe $250.00. "That's outrageous! I called Neiman's
Accounting Dept. and told them the waitress said it was two-fifty,"
Which clearly does not mean "two hundred and fifty dollars" by any POSSIBLE interpretation of the phrase.
Neiman-Marcus refused to budge. They would NOT refund my money,
Because according to them, "What the waitress told you is not our
problem. You have already seen the recipe we absolutely will not
refund your money at this point." I explained to her the criminal
statutes that govern fraud in Texas, I threatened to report them to
the Better Business Bureau and the State's Attorney General for
engaging in fraud. I was basically told, "Do what you want,
We don't give a crap, and we're not refunding your money."
"Those folks got my $250, and now I'm going to have $250.00 worth of fun."
I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover in the
United States with an e-mail account has a $250.00 cookie recipe
from Neiman-Marcus...for free. She replied, "I wish you wouldn't do this." I said,
"Well, you should have thought of that before you ripped me off", and slammed down the phone on her.
So, here it is!!! Please, please, please pass it on to EVERYONE you can possibly think of. I paid $250 dollars for this... I don't want Neiman-Marcus to ever get another penny off of this recipe....
2 cups butter
4 cups flour
2 tsp. Soda
2 cups sugar
5 cups blended oatmeal
24 oz. chocolate chips
2 cups brown sugar
1 tsp. Salt
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. Vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice).
Measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder.
Cream the butter and both sugars.
Add eggs and vanilla; mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda.
Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar and nuts.
Roll into balls and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet.
Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees.
Makes 112 cookies.
