Welcome To My Quotes Page


"Party hardy, rock n' roll, drink Bicardi,
smoke a bowl, life is great, have sex with me!
we're the class of 2003!"

"Mathematics is the alphabet with
which God has written the universe"

"I just drank a fifth
of koolaid, dare me to drive?"

"A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum,
a kiss isn't a kiss, without some tounge,
so open your mouth, and close your eyes,
and give your tounge some exercise!"

"Kisses blown are kisses wasted,
kisses aren't kisses unless they're tasted,
kisses spread germs, and germs are hated,
so kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated"

"Life's a bitch, and then you die"

"I'm the 8th old man I'm splattery,
splattery the 8th I am"