"Mathematics is the alphabet with
which God has written the universe"
-Galileo
"A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum,
a kiss isn't a kiss, without some tounge,
so open your mouth, and close your eyes,
and give your tounge some exercise!"
"Kisses blown are kisses wasted,
kisses aren't kisses unless they're tasted,
kisses spread germs, and germs are hated,
so kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated"
"Life's a bitch, and then you die"