"Yo i gots to have sex tonight! It took me all day, but I've narrowed it down to a list of ten very lucky finalists, You know what I'm saying?" - Kenny
"I did not cry... much" - Kenny
"What about your shoes. do they serve some sort of orthopedic function?" - Kenny
"I must've died and gone to heaven, cause' there's an angel in front of me." - Kenny
"You walk up to a shorty, be like 'You don't know 20 ways to make me call you Big Poppa?', cause I don't" - Kenny
"Why you gotta waste my flava man? Damn!" - Kenny
"Why you gots to be such a ragin' bitch?" - Kenny
"I did not write Denise Fleming is a tampon."
"Okay! I told John Kaiserman to write Denise Fleming is a tampon but I swear I felt really bad after!" - Kenny
"Tell what Special K can do for you?" - Kenny Fisher
"All right Yo! Check it, Time to get busy!" Kenny Fisher
"92% of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active.... 92% of girls at UCLA walkin' arounf saying 'Class...or...sex? what shall i do?' 92% Yo! You know what that means?.......that means i gots the 92% chance of embarrassing myself! You roll up to a shorty say yo baby wassup? she says you don't know 20 different ways to make me call you big poppa! Cause I dont, yo!" -Kenny
"10 lucky finalists are all present, and accounted for. 10 willing and able tour guides into the theme park of love. But which one will it be?! Which one of you gorgeous 10 will be, the lucky one? Yo Kareema, baby, wassup?!.....9 which of you gorgeous 9 will be, the lucky one?" - Kenny
"Its okay, I told Diana Yeller that you were a dendrophiliac" - Denise
"Whats that?" - Kenny
"Oh...its someone who has sex with trees" - Denise
"Thats not funny!" - Kenny
William quotes
"Fine, you're both kiss dolls!" - William
"Nobody drink the beer! The beer has gone bad!" - William
"We're like God's salt." - William
"I know this song, the guy I use to tutor in math made me listen to it." - William
Mike quotes
"I'm gonna kick everyone's ass in this room!" -Mike
"I thought college was gonna be a 24-7 orgy" - Mike
"Huntington Hills High can kiss my ass." -Mike
"You are a sexual icon...girls at Huntington still talk about you." - Mike
"Someone in there called me a fag" - Mike
"You guys suck." - Mike
"Amanda we need to talk. Jus' listen." - Mike
Denise quotes
"Yes I do. I know exactly who you are. You're Kenny Fisher who...we, we used to play Miami Vice in my basement. You would sleep over my house and we
had to leave the hall light on every night. You're Kenny Fisher who bought me a card every Valentines Day and a bag of those little hearts with the words on
them. You're Kenny Fisher who suddenly became too cool to hang out with when we hit Junior High. Because I was in all the smart classes, and cause' my
parents didn't make alot of money, and cause' you desperatly needed to sit at the trendy table in the cafeteria." - Denise Fleming
"There's a mirror right there. Why don't you take a look, ok? You're
white!" -Denise Fleming
"I definitely believe in fate, it just really works in fucked up ways sometimes." - Denise
"Oh oh oh-oh oh, oh oh oh-oh! Oh oh oh-oh oh! The right stuff!" - Denise and Kenny
"You loved the new kids" - Denise
"Oh, the acid washed jeans!" - Kenny
"The built in ribs. You were a fashion victim from the womb" - Denise
"I've goten a little better" - Kenny
"Yeah, if you need to fit a family of 5 in your pants!" - Denise
"Okay.." - Kenny
"And the goggles...the goggles!" - Denise
"What?! Everybody is wearing these! Okay, now my turn! The shoes!" - Kenny
"Whats wrong with my shoes?!" - Denise
"THOSE SHOES! Do they serve an orthopedic function?" - Kenny
"No! Okay.....your shoes!" - Denise
"What?!" - Kenny
"Is there a mission to the moon later?" - Denise
"Fine....your feet smell" - Kenny
"They do not!" - Denise
(They kiss)
br> Preston quotes
"I heard that song was about his dog" - Denise
"Shut up about the dog!" - Preston
"Ever since I saw you with that Strawberry Poptart, there's been this unspoken connection between us." - Preston
"This big party tonight...Amanda suddenly being single...it's fate...fate has opened me a window." - Preston
"Amanda, I love you!" - Preston
"I believe that there's one person out there for everyone, that's what this is all about, and it's not to tell her how my heart stops everytime she's near, that's in there, and it's not how she's Homecoming Queen or Mike Dexter's girlfriend, that's in there too, it's about if she would give me one chance." - Preston
Foreign Exchange Student quotes
"Would you like to touch my penis?" Foreign Exchange Student
"I am a sex machine." Foreign Exchange Student
Amanda quotes
"I guess what you said was true, all this happened for a reason." - Amanda
"Okay...so...he's kinda tall, he has hair, he wearsT-Shirts...sometimes." - Amanda Beckett
Amanda's Friend's Quotes
"Who does he think he is Brad Pitt?" - Girlfriend #1
"And your like Gwenyth." - Girlfriend #3
"But with bigger boobs." - Girlfriend #2
"Totally bigger boobs." - Girlfriend #2
"You dont think she's prettier then Gwenyth?"- Girlfriend #2
"Not even!" - Girlfriend #1
Random Character quotes
"Amanda, I just heard and...God, you're a hottie!" -random drunk guy
"Guys like us, we're a dime a dozen." -Trip McNeely
"This hat is cool!" - Band Drummer
"What two bitches?" - Homeboy #1
"What up my niggas?" - Homeboy #2
"There is fate....but it only takes you so far then it's up to you to make it happen." - Stripper Angel
"My retainer looks like a Klingon Warship." - X-Phile #2
"Do you think there'll be any girls there?" - X-Phile #1
"Are you kidding me?, People may even be having sex tonight." - X-Phile #2
"Mike Dexter is God." Mike's Friend #1
"Mike Dexter is a Role Model." Mike's Friend #2
"I'm gonna hook up with someone at this party." - Crying Drunk Girl
"Which team has the winning play? Huntington!, Huntington!, Hey, Hey, Hey!" - Yearbook Girl
"It's all about the memories!" - Reminiscing Guy
"I'll be the band, Dudes!" - Paradise City Guy
"You know who else I liked that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was one hip lady." - Stoner
"I'm the weirdo? You're the one calling Barry Manilow from a phone booth at two o'clock in the morning." - Stripper Angel
