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Jason's Wonderfull World of Waffle Irons, Wuzzles, Weevils, Whelks, Wickets, Wahoos, Wallabys, Wandering Jews, and other things that start with the letter "W"

Well, it appears as though you have found my homepage. Good for you. If you just surfed on in, or even if I told you that it existed, I'm glad you found it, you little computer geek you. Forgive my lack of "cool stuff." If there is nothing on here that interests you, thats just your own opinion. And if there is nothing on the page its because it didnt finish loading yet so just wait or hit refresh(F5 on most browsers)and pay no attention to Spiderman, please.

If you're wondering about me, its because you probably don't know who I am or anything about me. I'm a 21 year old male from Fountain Hills, Arizona. I was going to Scottsdale Community College, after I graduated from High School, but I realized that having a college degree isnt going to guarantee me a good paying job. So right now I'm NOT working at Safeway stocking shelves at night. Although that was my favorite job, twas fun, wasnt it E? Anyway, now I am working for the United States Navy, currently stationed onboard the USS Ashland in Virginia Beach, VA. It sucks here, I really hate both this state(its to damn humid and there's to many military people) and the Navy. Yes, you saw it, right here on my page it states that I hate the Navy. I do, its not a lie, I wasnt forced to type that. Its what I feel. I Hate the Navy. If your thinking about joining, dont unless you really have nothing better going for you. I left a good paying job to do this. And I regret it to this day. I'm going to be an anti-recruiter when I get out of here. I hope I get kicked out for such a blatent display of anti-Navyism. Anyhow, enough negativity.

I dont have any real hobbies other then...umm...no, not that...hmmm...oh well...But I suspose that is what most of my generation is doing these days, and hobbies are just plain dead. I do like collecting CD's and DVD's though...I guess thats a hobby...damn I just contradicted myself. I do enjoy spending time with friends, when I can round a few up. I really enjoy spending time with my wife though. To bad she can't live in Virginia. Another reason I hate the Navy.

These are Snorks. They're cool. Thats for Corinne and Maggie.

If your wondering what kinds of music I listen to, I'll tell you if you really wanna know? You really wanna know? Okay, fine, I'll tell you....Beck, GreenDay, FatBoySlim, Fluke, Daft Punk, The Smashing Pumpkins, Blues Traveler, Everclear, MxPx, No Doubt, Skankin Pickle, System of a Down, Sprung Monkey, Beastie Boys, Good Charlette, Sum41, New Found Glory, The Rentals(thats right, I like The Rentals, I even own their CD..they're cool, so shutup!), King Missle(The Detachable Penis song...did you know they have 9 albums out? You do now. I only have 4 because its hard to find the other 5.) 3EB, RATM, PUSA, 311, CPD, Collective Soul, Pearl Jam, stuff like that...and any Techno that you might throw at me...just cool trendy stuff....I like it, I'm sorry if I'm to simple to enjoy "real music" like the rest of you sophisticated people are.

Click On The Swirly Thing For My Picture...You'll be whisked away to a magical site named https://www.angelfire.com/az/itsinheremoron/jason.html...I know its a BIG pic, but just give it time and it'll load...and if your that impatient and you just lost interest in seeing my pic, I'm sorry...not that your missing out on much though...and I should probably get my pic of me in uniform up here, my mom says I look handsome...but thats what mothers are for I guess...whats that mother? no, its ok, i'm supposed to be typing this...mother..mother...AHHHH...(if you dont get that dont ask)
If clicking on the swirly thing doesn't work...my apologies...if you absolutly have to see my pic email me and I'll send you the jpg. file...thank you for your patience and stuff...and now that I think about it, I lost that jpg. file, so I can't send it to you...but instead I'll come visit you in person and you can see for yourself and take a picture then.

Oh yeah, I belive in God too, not because I was raised to belive in Him, but because I have found out why most of the world does belive in Him..as it turns out, He loves everybody, no matter how good or bad they are...the least I could do was Love him back. And he pays good for those that advertise for him. I could get into more theological stuff, but I find that it turns alot of people off. It would seem that having your own beliefs is okay to do but just don't make it public because then you get either stereotyped or discriminated against. The world is a crazy place I guess.

I have ICQ, and my number is 10159873. My screename is Jason002. I also have AOL Instant Messenger. My screenname there is Katanello. I also also have Yahoo Pager, my screenname on that is Gary001_yeeha. So take your pick. Although I doubt you'll catch me on any of those anymore...I dont have time to sit at home anymore and play on my computer...but try AOL for best results. Well Ok that wont work either. Forget the above paragraph...I'm just not online long enough anymore to even think about chatting or IMing or any of that other stuff I used to do.

Life and other such Nonsense



Otherwise, Im glad you dropped by, and remember to e-mail me or sign the guestbook, which was brought to you today by the letter "G," the number "0054" and, of course, Corinne, who programmed most of this page. So if you think the layout sucks, blame her. I just inserted the words. It would seem as though I'm not as computer literate as her. How embarrassing.

Email: jasoncatalanello@hotmail.com