2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they will cancel each other out.
3. Food taken for medicinal purposes does not count. This includes chocolate, brandy, toast, and Sara Lee chocolate cake.
4. If you fatten up everyone around you, you'll look thinner.
5. Pieces of cookies contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
6. Late-night snacks have no calories. The refrigerator light is not strong enough for the calories to see their way into the calorie counter.
7. You should all remember science class from school. A "calorie" is a unit of heat, therefore cold foods have no calories. Ice cream is frozen and is an excellent diet food. It results in "negative" calories.
