"A Doggone Joke"
A man brought his sick doggie into the vet's office. The once proud K-9 had a sorrowful expression on it. But, fter a thorough examination, the doc couldn't find anything physically wrong with the animal.
Somewhat annoyed, the dog owner asked for "a second opinion," to which the doctor let in a cat. The feline cautiously wandered around the poor pooch, and then slinked out of the office.
"I'm sorry, sir," the vet intoned. "There's still doesn't seem to be anything wrong with your dog."
Now, getting a bit miffed by the questionable proceedings, the pet owner again asked for "another second opinion."
Almost on cue, a big black labrador retriever came out next, sniffed the other dog, and then bounded out of the room.
Finally incensed, the owner of the 'sick' dog shook his head in disgust and started to leave as the vet handed him a bill.
"One-hundred and seventy-five dollars...for what?!", roared the now angry pet owner.
"Well, that was a hundred for the 'cat-scan' and seventy-five for the 'lab test.'
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