> 1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by

> your unique point of view.

>

> 2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean

> you're an artist.

>

> 3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet

> it's hard to pronounce.

>

> 4) Any connection between your reality and mine is

> purely coincidental.

>

> 5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't

> give a damn.

>

> 6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and

stupid.

>

> 7) What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

>

> 8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

>

> 9) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

>

> 10) Ahhh...I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us

again...

>

> 11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions

> I had about you.

>

> 12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma

> to burn off.

>

> 13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are

> largely ceremonial.

>

> 14) No, my powers can only be used for good.

>

> 15) How about never? Is never good for you?

>

> 16) I'm really easy to get along with once you people

> learn to worship me.

>

> 17) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

>

> 18) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

>

> 19) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a

> message...

>

> 20) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

>

> 21) Who me? I just wander from room to room.

>

> 22) My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my

> toys!

>

> 23) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the

> cellular level I'm really quite busy.

>

> 24) At least I have a positive attitude about my

> destructive habits.

>

> 25) You are validating my inherent mistrust of

> strangers.

>

> 26) I see you've set aside this special time to

> humiliate yourself in public.

>

> 27) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously