DEEP THOUGHTS > >A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train >stops. On my desk, I have a work station... GO FIGURE! > >If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? > >If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? > >Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? > >What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? > >I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer >cans. > >I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more >as they get older, then it dawned on me they were cramming for their >finals. > >Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we >supposed to do . . . write to these men? > >Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the >mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? > >If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the >OTHERS here for? Clones are people two. > >If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he >still wrong? > >If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. > >Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? > >Think "honk" if you're telepathic. > >If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that >considered a hostage situation? > >If a cow laughed, would milk come out his nose? > >So what's the speed of dark? > >After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of >the water? > >Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? > >If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? > >Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? > >Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? > >Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? > >Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? > >Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear >bright until you hear them speak? > >How come abbreviated is such a long word? > >If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold >tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? > >Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
