9.9.98- That Was McPherson!
10.9.98- Spawn More Overlords!!!
11.9.98- I've been eating DARK MATTER?!
14.9.98- DoubleThinking BlackWhite!
15.9.98- A High Templar is a Templar tat is High
16.9.98- Tovarishch Pingvin (Russian for "Comrade Penguin")
17.9.98- Turns any hose into a high-powered killing machine
18.9.98- Day of Cheesecake
21.9.98- Download the Hampster!
22.9.98- One more step and the Red balloon becomes the Dead balloon.
23.9.98- NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
24.9.98- It's-a me, Mustadio!
25.9.98- Things you can do for Ducks.
28.9.98- Amano Cookies?
29.9.98- I see everything twice!
30.9.98- Those crazy backwards talkin' robots.
October Themes
1.10.98- Totoro Bouncing.
2.10.98- Hobgoblins!!!
Lentil Week-
5.10.98- Lentilrama
6.10.98- Lentilthon
7.10.98- Lentilmania
8.10.98- Lentil Mitzva
9.10.98- Lentilfest
12.10.98- They hibernate in your colon.
13.10.98- The sheep won't be dense enough.
14.10.98- Redundant Oxymoron.
15.10.98- Totalitarians are our Friends.
16.10.98- Extreme Rice!
19.10.98- Slaughter Haven (pronounced "Slough-ter Hah-ven")
20.10.98- Virtual Waffles
21.10.98- Word is: Earf Slash
22.10.98- MONK!!!
23.10.98- Why do we have a Bucket of Truth in our Living Room anyways?
26.10.98- WARNING. Tickets not to be taken internally.
27.10.98- This is a slanted room. It was like this when we moved in.
28.10.98- Don't make me come in there!
29.10.98- You're making me eat Columbus!
30.10.98- Damn SCVs! I could fit a couple dozen peons into a gold mine, how come more than one o' ya fellas won't go into those refineries?!
November Themes
2.11.98- Me me pegé. (Spanish for: He cooked me for me)
3.11.98- MegaHAL sez: SHE CAME IN THROUGH THE BATHROOM WINDOW PROTECTED BY A SILVER SPOON.
4.11.98- See you in hell dinner plate.
5.11.98- Psy-duck!
6.11.98- The Gods must be on something...
9.11.98- The Killbot Factory.
10.11.98- Teleportapotty.
12.11.98- Capitolisim is the unequal distribution of wealth. Communisim is the unequal distribution of poverty.
13.11.98- Wonky, everyone's least favorite mole.
16.11.98- See? Because of me there's a warning.
17.11.98- There are lots of trees without mountains.
18.11.98- Flaming Robotic Enchiladas From Mars!
19.11.98- It's Groompo-Madorph!
20.11.98- Are you a bad enough dude to save the President?
23.11.98- Don't trouble trouble 'till trouble troubles you.
24.11.98- 'Ability' is a skill you learn with job training.
25.11.98- Goldeneye is an eye tat is golden.
30.11.98- MuSt DeStRoY hUmAnItY
December Themes-
1.12.98- When Flannel Boards Attack!
2.12.98- Recipe for Success: Sodium + H2O
3.12.98- Anti-Reminising Laws
7.12.98- More fun than a barrel of rabid sloths.
8.12.98- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.
9.12.98- This theme are sick.
10.12.98- Hampsters Always Kick Orville
11.12.98- Small Parts May Choke Mr. Foo
14.12.98- In this house we obey the laws of themodynamics!
15.12.98- I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
16.12.98- The Game of Lint
17.12.98- The Little Orange Block that Couldn't
18.12.98- There's something on the roof.... and it's not Santa!
January Themes-
4.1.99- I am above the law!
5.1.99- Mog Nog
6.1.99- You're not having fun! Release the hounds!
7.1.99- I'll Geraldo Rivera you! *throws chair*
8.1.99- If Chewbaca lives on Endor, you must acquit!
11.1.99- Demarcate this!
12.1.99- Master, sir, did you just see my MAD SKILLZ?!
13.1.99- Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
14.1.99- Super Nacho Information?
15.1.99- A man, a plan, a canal, Suez!
19.1.99- Yos**taka! Yos**taka! Yos**taka!
20.1.99- When Turtles Attack!
21.1.99- Whacked out on WOWIE sauce.
22.1.99- Truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth handlers are you! I deride your truth handling capabilities!
25.1.99- Evil Alien Spore!
26.1.99- Spam, the other white 'meat'
27.1.99- Red! Not Blue! Or death will come to you!
28.1.99- I am the cantaloupe reborn!
Feburary Themes-
1.2.99- I got a good feeling!
2.2.99- It's Escherific!
3.2.99- The Ethnostick
4.2.99- Obliterate... Annihilate... Destroy...
5.2.99- Sandwitch?... of the third kind!
8.2.99- Cuban Bagel Crisis
9.2.99- Jumping Corn Tortoises
10.2.99- *GASP*..AR!
11.2.99- Hey-a! Doth-a thou desire-a the power-a?
12.2.99- I'll stop him with this cedar-flavored donut!
16.2.99- "Yea, but you're stupid" --Daniel Seltzer
17.2.99- Pray... for... Mojo...
18.2.99- Just Enjoy the Ozzy and Keep Your Mouth Shut.
19.2.99- Path-E-Tech Enterprises
22.2.99- Exsilium ad Caelum (Latin: Excile to Heaven)
23.2.99- YEEEEEEEEEEEARG! I'm cursed!
24.2.99- Hey! Listen!
25.2.99- Feast of Maximum Occupancy
26.2.99- That Ugly White Slab is the Queen Bean. And all the other beans are it's worker beans!
March Themes-
1.3.99- You just licked off the part that protects you from cruel and unusual punishment!
2.3.99- Now dance for your diplomat!
3.3.99- Get to work you lazy corpse!
4.3.99- My pitchspoon used to be feared by all who commited minor sins.
5.3.99- Why must you turn my office into a house of lies!?
8.3.99- 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
9.3.99- Guns don't kill people, Physics kills people!
10.3.99- "Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw..."
11.3.99- You must now cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... wiiiiith... a HERRING! 12.3.99- I won't rise to the occaasion, but I'll slide over to it.
15.3.99- Go, Lemmings! Go!
16.3.99- The Science of Consuming Your Family.
17.3.99- I destroyed their digestion with a poisoned marsupial pie.
18.3.99- Hey it's Lucky! Let's maul him and take his Lucky Charms!
19.3.99- Das Plane!
22.3.99- RITE AID: It's just not a store.
23.3.99- "It's a secret" "Shhh-hut u~p!"
24.3.99- You're unique. Just like everyone else.
25.3.99- Almost went crazy. Would have been a real short trip.
26.3.99- Confusion not only reigns, it pours.
April Themes
5.4.99- For each sprinkle that I find, you will DIE!
6.4.99- Don't Make Me Reformat Your Face.
7.4.99- You life is like a box of active grenades!
8.4.99- This theme isn't so bad... for me to poop on!
9.4.99- These bears are smarter than the average bear, they stole my pic-i-nic basket!
12.4.99- It's clear now. The broccoli must DIE!
13.4.99- What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
14.4.99- Here's a word from the gospel of kickin' ass
15.4.99- Stupid bug, you go squish now!
19.4.99- This is one small step closer to firing your ass!
20.4.99- Hey, baby. Wanna kill all humans?
21.4.99- That's it, activate CTRL+ALT+KILL
22.4.99- Tomb Robbers! Face the wrath of the undead!
23.4.99- "I used to live in a convent, but I've since kicked the habbit." "That pun was nunderful!"
26.4.99- Go on! Start rueing!
27.4.99- "You look mad. Have some nuts." "Ow! My eye!"
28.4.99- How many of you belive in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
29.4.99- Why don't you live with me? I can make lots of goofy innuendos and you can meet my wacky anthropomorphic penguin! It'll be fun!
30.4.99- Enjoy the next ten years of your life... in frozen carbonite!
May Themes-
3.5.99- Rarer than a sober Irishman
4.5.99- What's wrong with running away from reality when it sucks?!
5.5.99- Get your hands off me you republican!
6.5.99- Run, run! Or you'll be well done!
7.5.99- Five men in a light booth
10.5.99- Wait? What do I look like? A Waitor?
11.5.99- I'd sell my soul for one lone postage stamp...
12.5.99- That basker!
13.5.99- Call up everyone and tell them to go to hell!
14.5.99- If your breaks don't work, you're probably about to die.
June Themes-
1.6.99- That's precicely the power of the placebo.
2.6.99- I still support the railing system!
3.6.99- Today's miricle cure- BOOZE!
4.6.99- I'm on the edge of my seat! I should scoot back, there's pleanty of room...
7.6.99- Time to die nerd-boy!
8.6.99- Chicken Noodle Soul
9.6.99- I like Black Angus so much I chopped THREE OF MY FINGERS OFF!
10.6.99- Dance Those Nazis Away!
11.6.99- The Little Engine That Couldn't, Lapsed into Depression, Then Shot Seven Other Little Engines Before Turning the Gun on Himself
14.6.99- The cheese is on fire... AND IT'S GOT A GUN!
