RULES FOR THE REAL WORLD
LIFE IS NOT FAIR; GET USED TO IT
THE WORLD WON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SELF-ESTEEM. THE WORLD WILL EXPECT YOU TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING BEFORE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF.
IF YOU THINK YOUR TEACHER WAS TOUCH, WAIT UNTIL YOU GET A BOSS, HE DOESN'T HAVE TENURE.
IF YOU SCREW UP, IT'S NOT YOUR PARENT'S FAULT, SO DON'T WHINE ABOUT YOUR MISTAKES. LEARN FROM THEM.
YOUR SCHOOL MAY HAVE DONE AWAY WITH WINNERS AND LOSERS, BUT LIFE HAS NOT. IN SOME SCHOOLS THEY HAVE ABOLISHED FAILING GRADES, THEY'LL GIVE YOU AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT TO GET THE RIGHT ANSWER. THIS, OF COURSE, BEARS NOT THE SLIGHTEST RESEMBLANCE TO ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE.
LIFE IS NOT DIVIDED INTO SEMESTERS. YOU DON'T GET SUMMERS OFF, AND VERY FEW EMPLOYERS ARE INTERESTED IN HELPING YOU FIND YOURSELF. DO THAT ON YOUR OWN TIME.
