13 SIGNS YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90's

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1) You tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2) You know think of three expressos as "getting wasted."

3) You have'nt played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

4) You have list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

5) You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"

6) Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her web site.

7) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

8) You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for you e-mail buddies via a web page.

9) Your daughter just bought a C.D. of all the records your school buddies used to play.

10) You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echineacea.

11) You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.

12) Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail Inbox asking you to sent her JGPEG file of you newborn so she can create a screen saver.

13) You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.