Rating: K+ (PG)
Summary: Haldir's agreed to take on the task of rehabilitating Sauron out of his evil ways, but Sauron isn't going down without a fight!
Characters: Haldir & Sauron

Fanfic Author: Frotu
Directed by: Sauron Gorthaur

Minor Cast:
Feanor (Chapters: 1, 3) – Lysana
Other Elves (Chapters: 1, 3) - Sauron Gorthaur, AzureSkye23, Darkenmal
Namo (Chapters: 1-4, 14, 39) – Jeb Makula
Merenwen (Chapter 3) - Silvertongue90
Golrandir (Chapter 3) – Mary Sue Granny
Maian Woman (Chapter 4) – Niki Brogen
Terendul (Chapters 10, 13, 15) - Daniel Garand (Dalgara)
Vanimo (Chapters: 10, 11, 15) – Michael Hall
Eonwe (Chapters: 14, 39) – Ed Templer
Elven Guard 1 (Chapter 25) – Darkenmal
Lalaith (Chapters: 28-33, 38) – Hajona
Elven Shop Owner (Chapter 32) – Gregory Wright
Elven Sailor 1 (Chapter 33) – Darkenmal
Elven Woman 2 (Chapter 34) – Wanabwrestler
Raudwen (Chapters: 35-36, 40) – Niki Brogen
Sidhwe (Chapters: 35-36) – Enrique Gurule Jr.

This story is not yet completely cast! To see the list of roles still available, go to our Extra Projects Page to see if there's a role that fits you.

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Chapter 1: Haldir's Assignment (00:14:14)

Chapter 2: Sauron Loses His First Staring Contest (00:07:43)

Chapter 3: Feanor: Elf or Fairy - Part 1 (00:08:37)

Chapter 3: Feanor: Elf or Fairy - Part 2 (00:10:11)

Chapter 4: Why Won't Sauron Just Grow Up? - Part 1 (00:10:03)

Chapter 4: Why Won't Sauron Just Grow Up? - Part 2 (00:10:51)

Chapter 5: Sissy Names for Sissy People (00:09:38)

Chapter 6: Sharing the Love (00:12:46)

Chapter 7: Happiness Stinks (00:06:10)

Chapter 8: The Descriptive Chapter Dun dun dun! (00:10:29)

Chapter 9: Landho! (00:05:00)

Chapter 10: Liar, Liar, Plants for Hire (00:06:37)

Chapter 11: Valinor's Good Influence on Bad People (Current Production)

Chapter 12: Home Sweet Home (Current Production)

Chapter 13: Sauron Broods a Bit (Current Production)

Chapter 14: The Trial! Oooo! (Current Production)

Chapter 15: Losing Power and Gaining Power (Current Production)

Chapter 16: Grovelling vs. Bowing (Current Production)

Chapter 17: Bowing Is Degrading (Current Production)

Chapter 18: Trouble With Names (Current Production)

Chapter 19: Shopping! (Current Production)

Chapter 20: Sauron's Way of Dealing With Weakness (Current Production)

Chapter 21: The Attack of the Hairbrush (Current Production)

Chapter 22: Dark Lords Don't Cook (Current Production)

Chapter 23: Horse Bad, Destructive Explosives Good (Current Production)

Chapter 24: Negotiation (Current Production)

Chapter 25: Off to Osse's We Go! (Current Production)

Chapter 26: The Dangers of Rolling Pins (Current Production)

Chapter 27: Stupid Illogical Table Settings and Elven Customs (Current Production)

Chapter 28: The Seeming Pick on Haldir Day (Current Production)

Chapter 29: Can I Keep Her? (Current Production)

Chapter 30: Of Owies and Booboos (Current Production)

Chapter 31: Haldir's Series of Bad Choices (Current Production)

Chapter 32: Brain Spasms on Both Sides (Current Production)

Chapter 33: Off to Frodo's We Go! (Current Production)

Chapter 34: Unforeseen Things, Such As Emotion (Current Production)

Chapter 35: Red Heads and Red Faces (Current Production)

Chapter 36: And So the Drunkenness Begins (Current Production)

Chapter 37: Remember Those Explosives? (Current Production)

Chapter 38: Feeeeeeelings (Current Production)

Chapter 39: That Warm, Soft, Fuzzy Feeling (Current Production)

Chapter 40: The Epilogue of Dooooom! (Current Production)

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