Steve went over to Dirk's place for lunch. They had decided that they wouldn't cheat today and eat out. SO they're gonna try and cook sumthin'.

Steve: So what we gonna cook?

Dirk: Uh I dunno. You got a cookbook?

Steve: Sure.

Steve pulls a cookbook out of his pocket.

Dirk: O.o? How'd you...

Steve: Don't worry about it. Now lets see we got rice, pasta-

Dirk: PASTA! :D

Steve: ...ok we'll make some pasta then. How's about angel hair pasta with shrimp?

Dirk: Fine with me. Only....I don't have any of that stuff here.

Steve: Ok we'll just have to go to the store and get it.

The phone rings and Dirk gets it. It's Michael.

Mike: What are y'all doin'?

Dirk: Cooking.

Mike: AHAHAHAHA!!! Everybody knows y'all can't cook.

Dirk: Yeah well it's worth a try..

Mike: I gotta see this. (click)

Dirk: Steve, we have to do this right or else Mike's gonna laugh at us.

Steve: Oh yeah? Well we'll show him. C'mon. Lets go.

So Dirk and Steve jump in Dirk's Benz and ride off to Wal-Mart. Steve has the check-list of all the stuff they need.

Steve: Ok first we need the pasta.

Dirk runs of and comes back with a 16 ounce package of capellini.

Steve: Ok, you got any olive oil?

Dirk: Yep.

Steve: Alright, we need parsley, garlic and chilli peppers.

They go to the produce isle and get the stuff.

Dirk: I'll get the shimp. You get the nutmeg.

The huge men dash off in a race to so see who'll get back to the cart first. Steve won :D Not by very much though. But now there was only one item left! The white wine. Who will get to it first and bring it to the cart? Dirk and Steve prepare themselves for the ultimate challenge. Eddie gives the count...."Go!" Steve takes the lead first with Dirk tight on his heels. They had to dodge everybody else in the store so yeah. Dirk decides to take a short cut! The wine was in the last isle but at the FAR END of the last isle. He takes the one before it and starts truckin'.

Steve: Damnit!

Steve had to round the last corner before making it down the isle. He doesn't see Dirk yet. Now he does! Dirk grabs the bottle of wine just before Steve touched it. He starts on his way back to the cart. But Steve is still on his trail. What's he gonna do? Steve grabbed a pack of peanut M&M's, opened 'em and threw them in Dirks path. Dirk slipped of course and Steve took the bottle of wine. Dirk lands back on his hands and rebounds by thrusting his legs forward and landing on his feet. Some Jackie Chan sh*t. He lunges to the floor and caught Steve's ankle. Steve peformed a split while still holding the wine. They're both on the floor now. Dirk holds on tightly to Steve's ankle as Steve starts to crawl slowly towards the cart with the wine in his left hand. The shoppers stopped to cheer 'em on. "Go Steve!" "Don't let him go Dirk!" Dirk grabbed Steve's other ankle, got up on his knees and started to pull Steve to him. Steve realizes he's in a bad situation.

Steve: Man! I'm in a bad situation!

Uh huh. But how's he gonna get out of it? He turned onto his back, twisting Dirks arms. He's free! He takes off and put the wine in the cart!

Steve: I WON!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! No hard feelings, right Dirk? ^_^

Dirk: ......

Eddie: Uh, Steve? (signals to Dirk)

Steve: (panting) Yeah?

Eddie: That's not the right c-

Steve and Dirk grab the bottle at the same time and wrestle to the floor. While they wrestle, the bottle rolls away. Dirk and Steve look at eachother.....then scramble for it. Just then, a little child passed by, picked it up and put it in their cart. Dirk and Steve were devestated...but they got over it, paid for their items and went back to Dirks place to start cooking.

To be continued