Kenshin sat peeling potatoes for Kaoru to cook later. Kaoru was making bread, Yahiko was practicing his sword fighting and Sano was being lazy as usual. Megumi arrived.

Megumi: Hello everyone!

Kaoru: Hello Ms. Megumi! What brings you here?

Megumi: Oh I just came to see Sir Ken. He's so hot and delicious-looking, I just want to eat him up! Tell me you feel the same about me Sir Ken.

Megumi nuzzled against Kenshin and kissed him.

Kenshin: Wait a minute Ms. Megumi! I don't think that-

Kaoru was getting quite disturbed. Sano noticed.

Sano: Hey lady I don't think you should be doin' that. Looks like Missy over here is gonna kick your ass!

Megumi: (while Kenshin was trying to push her off) Oh she's not gonna do anything! She knows that Sir Ken would rather have sex with me anyday than with her! (grows fox ears and a fox tail) Cause I'm more of a woman and I've had experience! You would rather do it with someone with skill, wouldn't you Sir Ken?

Kenshin: Uuhhhh...

Sano: Oh damn!!

Kaoru had grown muscular and her hair was wild. She knocked Kenshin out of the way and jumped Megumi. She wrung her neck, bit off an ear and pounded her face. Kenshin decided to intercede. He drew his sword and attempted to disable Kaoru but she grabbed the sword by the blade and snacthed it away. Kenshin was helpless. After seeing that Megumi was totally beaten, Kaoru stopped. Sano and Yahiko were balled up together in a corner. Kenshin stood wide-eyed.

Kenshin: Ms. Kaoru....I-i-i-i-

Kaoru: (fixing her hair) Ah! MUCH better! ^_^

And so Megumi had to have her face fixed and her ear reattached. She never bothered Kenshin again.

The End.