Phony Story
Ah, phinally, once again, the greatest column in the history ov pyrohaven, the phony story...

once apon a tyme, there was a rimer shaped blur, who has things only to do with "Red Dwarf"

this story however is not a passionate tale about jumping over lakes. this, ov course, isa krazylee impossible task, that only the superest moinkadelyq super phrogz can preform. these superfrogs r regular frogz, except that they have teeth, little vests with ties, banjos, and monocles. so they are the kind of things that appear in the nightmares of small children. i'll try to finish the story later cuz eiv gotta go.



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