If you are a male between the ages of 16 and 30, you will find a funny balloon in your local grocery store and purchase it.
If you are a female over 25 years of age, you will find true love and then throw it away for a great pair of shoes.
If you are a male over 30 years of age, why the hell have you come to my site of all places?
Thank you for stopping by for your free advice.
I'm sorry if you didn't get what you thought you'd get- I'm not a real psychic.
