All audience members are made to sign a form agreeing to terms and conditions before entering the auditorium.

After they have sat down the curtains open to reveal myself and a large screen, with someone off to one side showing audience response cards.  Before the game show starts I will try to explain the nature of the game show to audience, including the way in which they respond to my catchphrases.

Game Show Starts

A jingle plays as the curtain again opens.

                                    Liam

Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen and Welcome to Random Acts, the Liam Wilson Game Show. In this show members of the audience will be chosen at random to try to answer questions about me for top prizes. Without further ado, lets choose our first contestant.

With that I draw a pack of cards from my pocket and shuffle them, then throw them high into the audience.

                                    Liam

The first contestant will be the person who can bring me this card...

With that a picture of the nine of hearts will appear projected on a screen behind me. The contestant will come forward.

                                    Liam

Hi there and what's your name? And were do you come from? And isn't it true that you were run out of Bury St Edmunds because the local inhabitants were incensed at your Crowleyesque devil worshipping and animal sacrifice. (Waits for laugh, probably won't come). Okay, lets start with the first round.

I lean towards the audience and shout the first catchphrase.

                                    Liam

What do you know about me?

                        Audience

Fuck all!

                        Liam

So, the first round is a simple set of true or false questions. Are you comdortable, okay we'll start.

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