Half a skateboard on a Stick

 

These are almost as annoying as those damned shoes with skates in them. Why would you want to purchase something like that? Half of a skateboard with a stick coming out of it...I don't get it. The ones with the motors are even more rediculous. I was at a friend's house (the same friend I had the mall security accident with) when we looked out the window and saw this kid buzzing along on his half a skateboard on a stick with his pants fluttering and his sunglasses and stuff. I nearly died of laughter at that moment. I also want to go out and knock these people off of it. Then beat them with the stick part of their half a skateboard on a stick, until they are nothing but a mass of bloody pulp on the ground.