Shoes with flip-out skates

 

These things are the most annoying things ever invented. Shoes with skates that flip out. How retarded is that?! It takes the same amount of energy to get yourself going in these skates, as it does to walk. So walk!! Jeez...there are too many lazy people in this world. I see these mostly on small children. I just want to push them over when I walk past them...just take their heads in my hand and push them over. Those retarded rollerskates that look like tennis shoes that Sketchers came out with should be outlawed also. If you wear these, you should have bear traps attached to your ankles, then be beaten with a baseball bat.