Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your

dog's name was 'Mypenis'?

 

Mypenis ate my homework.

 

Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.

 

I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep

Mypenis on a leash.

 

I love giving Mypenis a bath.

 

Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over

fifty pounds.

 

Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.

 

Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?

 

I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.

 

Help! I can't find Mypenis!

 

Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was

looking for Mypenis.

 

Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

 

Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!

 

Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.

 

When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.

 

Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all

night...