Goatee Braiders

 

Not only does this look stupid, it makes people laugh at you. Why would you do this anyways? Seriously now...how attractive do you think that looks? Goatees are cool if they're trimmed and stuff, but when you grow that thing out and braid it...ewwww. If you braid your goatee, you should be pinned down and have it cut off with a dull straight razor. The goatee and the skin attached to it so it scars over and you can't grow hair there again.