1. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a bitch!
2. Don't lie to us about anything. You know we're going to find out eventually!!
3. Your burping, belching, farting and other sickening things are not attractive.
4. Who cares what your friends think about you, if you really love us, you should be willing to show it in front of your friends.
5. Don't ask us to give head. If you are nice you just might get it.
6. Do not brag to your friends...unless you want us to discuss with the girls how small your penis is.
7. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count.
8. You did something bad? We seem cool with it. WE'RE NOT!!
9. If we're not feeling loved, we will start looking towards others.
10. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want us to see, hear, read...etc.
11. Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.
12. Don’t get so shocked. YES... girls like to watch porn with their boyfriends sometimes.
13. If you make a promise & then break it.WE'RE GOING TO BE PISSED! Just expect it.
14. We hate when you leave the toilet seat up.You can put it down. That’s how you found it.
15. No matter how mad you get at us, NEVER call us names.
16. Once we break up or break things off, It's WRONG to be interested or date a close friend of ours!
17. No matter how much you care, you CANNOT tell us what to do.
18. Don’t tell us what to do, don’t tell us what to say, tell us what you think, but in a sweet way.
19. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook.
20. The girl in the bikini over there does not exist, STOP LOOKING AT HER!!
21. Don't always expect us to call you. The phone works both ways. You know the drill.
22. No matter if we're fat or not... Most girls aren't as self-confident as guys! And we need to be complimented as often as possible!
23. Eight times out of ten...The boobs on TV or in magazines AREN'T REAL!!! So get over them.
24. DO NOT act different or be a jerk around your friends. It will get you in trouble in the end. (We remember these types of things)
25. Know the situations not to make stupid jokes!! It only makes you look like more of an ass!!
26. No matter what, we don't want to hear about another "chick" you dated, were interested in, kissed etc.
27. Don't make comments about our old boyfriends it only makes you look more jealous.
28. Being drunk is not an excuse for ANY of your actions.
29. If you still have feelings for your ex, don't get involved with us. We'd rather not be in the middle of that one.
30. We have PMS every month. Please just try to understand... We don't feel good, we're angry, and we're emotional. DON'T FIGHT WITH US!! It's just something you don't want to do.
31. You should know all these things without me having to tell you!
