Retail : Pilot
by
Jeff Richards

FADE IN

EXT-FOODWORLD PARKING LOT-DAY

JEFFREY DAVIS, the young attractive 20 something asst
manager of the store, is rushing from his car toward the
entrance. ARON BILLINGS, a 19 year old stock clerk, rushes
up to his side and starts to talk.

                         ARON
            I'm confused, so very, very confused!
            It's morning, you're here, Dick....

                         JEFFREY
            Richard!

                         ARON
            Richard opened the store. Two
            managers here in the morning, I'm
            losing my mind

                         JEFFREY
                   (smiling)
            Up in here

                         ARON
            No that would be if I were about to
            lose my mind. My friend it's
            already gone. I hate this.

INT-FOOD WORLD-DAY

Aron and Jeffrey continue there walk inside. Once inside
Aron stops to block the "Wall Of Values"

                         ARON
            Look at this! They're remodeling
            our store. I can't take it.

                         JEFFREY
            Calm down Aron. You knew when, Mr
            Evert lost this place and the
            corporation took over there would
            be changes. Hey it could have been
            worse bud, we could have all lost
            our jobs and foreign people could
            be here bagging groceries.

                         ARON
            I know I just hate change.

                         JEFFREY
            Walk me back to the time clock

Jeffrey and Aron head back toward aisle eight of the store.

                         JEFFREY
            You have to admit though. Even in
            it's rough stages the remodeling is
            shaping up rather nicely. It makes
            me feel pretty good about the
            store....What the holy Hell!

Jeffrey and Aron stop dead in their tracks. Jeffrey looks up
and notices a deli meat display topped off by a 3-D deer
with a target diagram drawn on it's side depicting it's body
parts. There is an arrow right through it's heart, and a
sign that says "Hunters Special" on it. A mother and child
walk by, the mother has a look of disgust. Several other
customers walk by with looks of either confusion or shock

                         ARON
            Am I alone here in thinking this is
            terribly wrong

INT-FOODWORLD FRONT END-DAY

It's obvious the store is in the midst of morning rush. The
registers are labeled as followed. Register one is the
express, two is the first main register, three is the second
main, and three and four are empty. First we focas on
register three where an older cashier is ringing people up.
Normal "retail jargon" follows. Then we pan over to register
two where AMBER, a 30 year old cashier, is ringing up an
older, 60 something, woman with a huge 100 dollar some order.
Aron is coming back from the office with snuff in is hand.
He's singing as he approaches the register.

                         ARON
                   (singing)
            All I want is your extra time and
            your kiss.....think I better dance
            now.

Aron hands the snuff to the customer

                         CUSTOMER
            I said Timberwolf wintergreen!

                         ARON
            I'm sorry hold on a sec

                         CUSTOMER
            I was just wanting to make one
            quick stop

Aron leaves to go exchange the snuff.

                         AMBER
            I'm sorry about this.

                         CUSTOMER
            oh it's ok, I just need to hurry

                         AMBER
            we're in the middle of a remodel so
            things are hectic

                         CUSTOMER
            Unaware that was my problemAron
            returns with another can of snuff

                         ARON
            Here, oh wait this is Skoal

                         CUSTOMER
            Oh gosh!

                         ARON
            I'm sorry.

                         CUSTOMER
            Are you guys color blind can't you
            tell the difference between a green
            and brown can.

                         ARON
            Now wait a sec!

                         AMBER
            Aron!

                         ARON
            Have some freaking human compassion!
            We're in the middle of a remodeling,
            and I can tell by your expression
            that means nothing to you. But put
            yourself in our shoes for a sec. We
            work our selves ragged for you the
            customer and what do we get in
            return, your constant abuse. You
            need to realize that we are not
            gods. We are just mere humans like
            yourself.And I again reiterate we
            are in the middle of a remodeling
            to make things better for you.
            Things are a mess right now so
            please have some consideration for
            us. Now do you need some help out?

                         CUSTOMER
            Um....no I got it!

Customer leaves.

                         AMBER
            You need to stop doing that!

                         ARON
            Sorry I'm an emotional person

Suddenly the intercom goes off. LYNN, the 60 year old office
manager's voice can be heard

                         LYNN
                   (O.S.)
            Richard intercom please! Richard!

We cut to the office where we see Lynn in the back on the
phone.

                         LYNN
            We got this woman who got milk, at
            you know the "W" store and she's
            been walking all day. It got warm
            and she wants to exchange for a
            cold Foodworld 2% milk.

                         RICHARD
                   (O.S.)
            Please tell me you aren't serious.
            That you actually can't handle this
            situation on your own

                         LYNN
            Probably could, but she scares me.

                         RICHARD
                   (O.S.)
            Hand her the phone

                         LYNN
            Ok

Lynn walks over and hands the phone to CRAZY CUSTOMER ONE.

                         CRAZY CUSTOMER ONE
            You don't understand, I have been
            walking all day and my milk is warm.
            All I'm asking for is one favor.
            Don't you guys care about the
            customers.

INT-RICHARD'S OFFICE-DAY

                         RICHARD
            Are you for real? You have to be a
            secret shopper, noone could be this
            insane........mmm she hung up.

Richard hangs up the phone, and turns his chair to face
Jeffrey and PRISCILLA JENKINS, the 65 year old deli manager.

                         RICHARD
            Anyway back to your vulgar
            display.....

                         PRICILLA
            What was vulgar about it?

                         JEFFREY
            You had a dead dear, with a arrow
            through it's heart on a sausage
            display, pork sausage at that.

                         PRICILLA
            First of all it wasn't a live dead
            deer, it was a stuffed replica of
            one. My husband works at the
            wildlife refuge.

                         JEFFREY
            That makes it all better.

                         RICHARD
            Let me break it down for you. You
            have ham salad on sale this week
            right?

                         PRICILLA
            yes.....

                         RICHARD
            Well you wouldn't have a picture of
            a pig getting ran through a grinder
            on the sign promoting it would you?

                         PRICILLA
            No, that would be sick

                         RICHARD
            exactly.....now let's take down the
            deer shall we?

                         PRICILLA
            If I have to.
                         JEFFREY
            You have to!

                         RICHARD
            You're dismissed Priscilla.

                         PRICILLA
            Can I have Aron help me take that
            down?

                         RICHARD
            Sure

Priscilla starts to leave the office.

                         JEFFREY
            Bambi killer.

                         RICHARD
            Could you stay in here for a second
            Jeffrey?

                         JEFFREY
            Sure.

                         RICHARD
            I know you're supposed to work this
            morning to cover the dairy/frozen
            manager, but could you stay and
            close?

                         JEFFREY
            8 to close?

                         RICHARD
            yes

                         JEFFREY
            why?

                         RICHARD
            Dallas quit.

Jeffrey's mouth drops.

                         JEFFREY
            What?

                         RICHARD
            Yeah he says he doesn't want to
            leave us in a bind, but he needs
            the day off to train.

                         JEFFREY
            for?

                         RICHARD
            Car salesmen.

                         JEFFREY
            fitting for someone with his ethics.

                         RICHARD
            He'S supposed to call me today to
            let me know if he can finish out
            the week.

                         JEFFREY
            Now don't get me wrong, I'm very
            loyal to the store. But why do I
            have to stay all day.

                         RICHARD
            I got to leave in a little bit for
            a doctors appointment.

                         JEFFREY
            Oh your leg?

                         RICHARD
            Yeah I still believe that damn
            district manager Bob dropped that
            case on my leg on purpose.

                         JEFFREY
            Well I guess I have a full day
            ahead of me.

                         RICHARD
            Uh yeah and that's not all.

                         JEFFREY
            Oh?

                         RICHARD
            James?

                         JEFFREY
            Another no call, no show?

                         RICHARD
            Yes

                         JEFFREY
            what is this two now?

                         RICHARD
            Yes sir.
                   (takes a sip of coffee)
            I need you to fire him.

                         JEFFREY
            what?!?

                         RICHARD
            You're an asstaint manager you can
            do that.

                         JEFFREY
            He was my best friend I'm the one
            who got him hired.

                         RICHARD
            And how fitting you should be the
            one to fire him.

                         JEFFREY
            I can't do this.

                         RICHARD
            you can and you will.

                         JEFFREY
            Why can't you?

                         RICHARD
            Little thing called going to the
            doctor, and I want it done today.

                         JEFFREY
            Listen I......

                         LYNN
                   (O.S.)
            Jeffrey Davis to the office please!

                         RICHARD
            Have to go to the office.

                         JEFFREY
            yeah....

                         RICHARD
            close the door on your way out.

                         JEFFREY LEAVES.

EXT-FOODWORLD SIDEWALK-DAY

Aron is outside gathering up carts. He spots this 6 year old
girl hanging outside in a full leather outfit.

                         ARON
            Hey is your mommy around?

                         LEATHER GIRL
            She's inside

                         ARON
            Does she know where you're at?

                         LEATHER GIRL
            Yes.

                         ARON
            Um...ok

Aron pushes his carts inside

INT-FOODWORLD FRONT END-DAY

Amber walks up to Aron as he pushes the carts in.

                         AMBER
            What's wrong?

                         ARON
            Motherless little girl. Keep an eye
            on her.

                         AMBER
            Mother in the store?

                         ARON
            So she says. I think she's a pre-
            school prostitute, 6 year olds
            should not be allowed to wear that
            much leather.

                         AMBER
            Did you give her a speech?

As Amber and Aron walk off we pan over to see ANN, Jeffrey's
girlfriend she's somewhere between 2 to 4 years older than
him. Jeffrey frantically walks up.

                         ANN
            What's going on?

                         JEFFREY
            Everything! Dallas quit.

                         ANN
            Does this mean they're going to
            move you up?

                         JEFFREY
            You know I haven't even taken the
            time to think about that yet. I'm
            working till close tonight.

                         ANN
            So I guess I won't get to see you
            tonight.

                         JEFFREY
            What about after work?

                         ANN
            Inventory.

                         JEFFREY
            Well that answers that question.

A DELI GIRL walks up

                         DELI GIRL
            Jeff there's a customer wanting to
            know if you have anymore of those
            frozen pizzas that are on sale in
            the back?

                         JEFFREY
            Mmm let me see.....I'm walking
            around the backroom....nope don't
            see them. Tell her no.

                         DELI GIRL
            It's a him.

                         JEFFREY
            Then tell him no.

Deli girl walks off.

                         JEFFREY
            I have to fire James.

                         ANN
            So Richard finally decided to get
            rid of him?

                         JEFFREY
            Yeah. I just don't want to have to
            be the one to do it. You know he's
            going to hate me.

                         ANN
            James is a brilliant guy, I'm sure
            he saw this comming.

                         JEFFREY
            I don't know, I just feel bad about
            this. I worked my butt off to cover
            up his shortcomings on the job.
            Guess it wasn't good enough.

                         ANN
            He did this to himself. You
            shouldn't beat yourself up over it.

                         JEFFREY
            Yeah I guess your....

                         AMBER
                   (O.S.)
            Jeffrey could you come over here
            for a second?

                         ANN
            Busy guy.

                         JEFFREY
            Yep.

                         ANN
            I'll call you later on tonight

                         JEFFREY
            Bye

Jeffrey runs his hand along her back as Ann walks out the
door. Jeffrey then walks over past the registers, where we
see Aron, Leather Girl, a MOTHER and Amber standing. It
appears Aron and the Mother is in the middle of a heated
argument.

                         MOTHER
            What right do you have?

                         ARON
            All I'm saying is no mother in her
            right mind should let their daughter
            go out in public like that.

                         JEFFREY
            Hi m'am I'm the asstiant manager,
            can I help you?

                         MOTHER
            Yes your employee here started
            giving my daughter a speech on how
            she was dressed. Then he went on to
            practically call her a whore!

                         JEFFREY
            Aron?

                         ARON
            I never said the "w" word, I don't
            get vulgar with little girls.
            Although judging by her dress I
            gather she's heard worse.

                         MOTHER
            You son of...

                         JEFFREY
            M'am please....Aron go to Richard's
            office and wait for me there.

                         ARON
            My mom teaches parenting classes if
            you'd like for me to get you her
            number....

                         JEFFREY
            Aron, go!

Aron walks away

                         JEFFREY
            What can I do to appease you?

                         MOTHER
            Can I speak to your owner?

                         JEFFREY
            Well my general manager is here,
            Richard Burks, if you'd like to
            speak to him.

                         MOTHER
            You don't have an owner?

                         JEFFREY
            We were just recently, like in the
            past week, taken over by the
            corporation that owns the Foodworld
            name.

                         MOTHER
            I guess I will speak to your store
            manager. Do you have a number for
            the corporation?

                         JEFFREY
            I'm sure he does. Amber
                   (motions to Amber)
            could you escort her back to
            Richard's office.

                         AMBER
            Sure can Jeff. Follow me m'am.

The Mother follows Amber off screen. Jeffrey walks over to
the service center and turn to Lynn.

                         JEFFREY
            What time is it?

                         LYNN
            Barely even 9 yet.

                         JEFFREY
            I was afraid of that. I haven't
            even started frozen and dairy yet.

                         LYNN
            Oh you're here till 10:30pm I think
            you have plenty of time.

                         JEFFREY
            Don't remind me.

INT-RICHARD'S OFFICE-DAY

Richard is sitting at his desk, Aron is at the chair across
from him.

                         RICHARD
            Aron I don't know what is up with
            you recently, and this habit of
            moral stands you've been taking
            with the customers, but this time
            you've taken it a step too far.
            What you did was a firable offense.
            In the past I've let you get by
            with more then I should have
            because you're a good worker and
            Mr Evert loved you. But we're
            corporate now, like it or not, and
            I can't keep covering your ass.
            Aron you're probably the best
            stockboy I have, that's why I won't
            fire you. But good worker or not,
            pull something like this again, and
            I won't hesitate to fire you. I
            won't continue to risk my job
            covering up for you. I'm going to
            write you up though. I'll have the
            form ready for you to sign by the
            end of your shift. That's about as
            fair as I can be.

                         ARON
            Ok.

                         RICHARD
            You're dismissed Aron.

Intercom goes off

                         LYNN
                   (O.S.)
            Jeffrey phone please, line 43.

                         ARON
            I'm sorry Richard it won't happen
            again

                         RICHARD
            I hope not.

Aron opens the door and walks out. We then see Jeffrey
rushing by the door. We follow him as he heads back to the
dairy office to use the phone.

INT-DAIRY OFFICE-DAY

                         JEFFREY
            This is Jeffrey Davis can I help you?

                         JAMES
                   (O.S.)
            Hey Jeff so how much trouble am I in?

                         JEFFREY
            James?

                         JAMES
            Yeah what's up?

                         JEFFREY
            Um....can you hold for a second?

                         JAMES
            Sure.

Jeffrey pushes a few buttons on the phone

                         JEFFREY
            Lynn there's a phone call for
            Richard on 43

                         LYNN
                   (O.S.)
            Richard phone call on 43

Jeffrey slowly hangs up the phone, then stares off in to
space for a second.

INT-FOODWORLD DAIRY CASE-DAY

Richard approaches the dairy case, where Jeffrey is filling
milk

                         RICHARD
            Couldn't do it huh?

                         JEFFREY
            But you could, and did?

                         RICHARD
            Yes. He gave me a few lame excuses
            about how he didn't think he had to
            work, but it didn't fly with me.

                         JEFFREY
            You had to have known I wouldn't
            have done it.

                         RICHARD
            Yes but part of being in management
            is drawing that line between
            friendship and employee. I think I
            had to learn that with Aron.

                         JEFFREY
            Yeah he told me you wrote him up.

                         RICHARD
            Yeah, it wasn't easy.

                         JEFFREY
            I guess now would be a bad time to
            discuss the open co-managers spot

                         RICHARD
            Jeffrey, he isn't officially gone
            yet.

                         JEFFREY
            I know, I'm sorry.

                         RICHARD
            We'll discuss in due time.

                         JEFFREY
            Alrighty

                         RICHARD
            Well I got work to finish up if I
            want to be able to head out of here.

                         JEFFREY
            I got work to stretch out, since
            I'm here all day.

Richard pats Jeffrey on the back as he walks off.

INT-RICHARDS OFFICE-NIGHT

It's apparent it's much later. Richards has gone for the day.
Jeffrey is in the back office with the stuffed dear from
earlier. This time the dear has "murderer" spray painted on
it in red letters. He's on the phone with Ann. The scene
bounces back and forth between Ann's workplace and the office.

                         ANN
            So who do you have for your evening
            shift?

                         JEFFREY
            Tina in the office, Gay Ginger on
            register. Shane is closing stock,
            and floor guy comes tonight.

                         ANN
            Gay Ginger, Floor Guy.....jeesh.
            You and giving people titles. You
            ok about James?

                         JEFFREY
            Yeah I think I'm going to give him
            a call.

                         ANN
            I think he understands why this
            happened.

                         JEFFREY
            Yeah I figure we'll work it out.

                         ANN
            Oh what about co-manager?

                         JEFFREY
            I think I'm going to put my bid in
            for it.

                         ANN
            I think you deserve it.

                         JEFFREY
            Well I don't exactly think so, but
            I'm going to anyway.

                         ANN
            Well I think so.

                         JEFFREY
            Well dear I have a store to close,
            I'll call you when I get home.

                         ANN
            Love you.

                         JEFFREY
            Love you too.

                         ANN
            Bye

                         JEFFREY
            Bye

Jeffrey hangs up the phone, he turns to the deer.

                         JEFFREY
            We've had quite a day buddy.

Jeffrey pats the deer on the head as the scene ends.

INT-FOODWORLD FRONT END-NIGHT

It's the end of the day and everyone is leaving. GINGER, a
cashier is gathering her stuff up. TINA, the office girl is
standing by the door. SHANE, a stock clerk is heading up
front. Jeffrey is by the front door.

                         TINA
            So is Ginger's drawer ok?

                         GINGER
            They're not going to yell at me for
            being 10 dollars over are they

                         JEFFREY
            Hell no, you stole 10 bucks from
            the customers and put in right in
            the store's pocket. If anything
            you're employee of the month.

                         SHANE
            Dude I'm out.

                         JEFFREY
            Alright Shane catch you tomorrow.

Shane leaves

                         TINA
            Going over to Ann's tonight?

                         JEFFREY
            No she's got inventory.

                         TINA
            Let me ask you a question. Does she
            know you've slept with half the
            female employee's here?

                         JEFFREY
            First of all that was during the
            pre-Ann stage of my life. And
            second it wasn't nearly that many
            employees

                         GINGER
            Yeah he didn't go all the way with
            me.

                         JEFFREY
            Just because you started batting
            for the other side

                         GINGER
                   (holding up three fingers)
            Pick a finger hun

                         JEFFREY
            Let me ask you a question. Do you
            think I'm a good manager?

                         GINGER
            You're good to me

                         TINA
            I think you've matured as a manager.
            You started out a drug dealer
            before you started here. Was a
            womanizer, slept with half your
            employees
                   (Jeffrey coughs)
            . But I think you've grown into
            your job. Alot of that you can
            attribute to Ann.

                         JEFFREY
            Yeah watching her managerial style,
            makes me pale in comparison.

                         TINA
            Well I'm taking Ginge home. You
            leaving?

                         JEFFREY
            No, I have a deer to set free.

                         TINA
            Well catch you later.

                         GINGER
            See you tomorrow Jeffrey

                         JEFFREY
            Bye Ginge

Ginger and Tina leave. Jeffrey locks up

EXT-FOODWORLD BACKDOCK-NIGHT

Jeffrey is throwing the deer away. When he suddenly see's
headlights. He hears what sounds like a car. A truck pulls
up and Jeffrey jumps down by the trailer that's by the dock.
Aron gets out rushes to a portable freezer and pulls out a
trash bag. Jeffrey pops out.

                         JEFFREY
            Gathering up some trash?

                         ARON
            Dear God......

Jeffery walks over opens up the bag and pulls out one of
what appears to be several 12 packs of beer. Jeffrey then
puts it back in bag.

                         ARON
            Shane puts it out here. Then I come
            back to get it and we split it
            later. I don't think you fathom
            half of what's going on with me Jeff.

                         JEFFREY
            Richard has been noticing shortages
            in the beer case. Hopefully we'll
            be able to catch whoever has been
            stealing beer once Richard starts
            inventorying the beer case. It's
            going to be a daily thing starting
            tomorrow. Anyway I'll take care of
            your bag of trash Aron.

                         ARON
            What?

                         JEFFREY
            Your bag of trash Aron?

                         ARON
            Oh
                   (Aron hands him the bag)


                         JEFFREY
            See you at work tomorrow.

                         ARON
            Thank you

                         JEFFREY
            See you at work tomorrow.

                         ARON
            yeah......

Aron goes and gets in his truck. As he drives off and his
headlights shine up on Jeffrey, we see Jeffrey just standing
there holding the trash bag. He looks solemn as Aron drives
off, and the camera pans out.

                       FADE OUT.


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