Artist Biography

 

Behold the Stupendous Dork!

Yes, it is I, The Dork. And I have the cap to prove it *points to picture above* But on my off days I go by my code name, Kim. Bios can be so boring sometimes and I really hate that, so I figured, eh, I'll just say random crap. Besides the fact that I am from a stupid town called Milledgeville and this places sucks harder than a brand new Hoover vacuum cleaner, there isn't much to tell about me that wouldn't scar you beyond all forms of mental help afterwards.

Some people know about my random celebrity obsessions and well, who isn't obsessed with something, right? You'll see this page littered with a few of my favorite things. I am a Creative Writing major, so pretty soon you'll see some of my work up on the site, and of course, feel free to email me and tell me what you think about any of my work. Any great artist appreciates constructive criticism and none of us are so perfect that we could do without the help of our peers.

My favorite quotes:

"Create what, without you, might never have been brought into existence."

-Anonymous

 

"We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master."

-Ernest Hemingway

 

"Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until little drops of blood form on your forehead."

-Gene Fowler

Contact me:

Email: freaky_angel2001@hotmail.com

Yahoo! IM: shadowtolight2003

MSN IM: freaky_angel2001@hotmail.com

AIM: shadowtolight03

 

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