"An Ode to Ectoplasmatic Manifestations"
The ghosts
ahh!
the ghosts
I like those the most
They haunt your house,
and eat your spouse
ahh!
the ghosts
They live in your diner,
and make things, oh so shinny-er
They cook turkeys in under 15 minutes
with their transluscent plasmatic touch
They hug you, and snuggle you
ahh!
oh so much
They'll beat you,
and eat you, and...
Hey, Now I'm a ghost!