Killjoy's harem
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Hmmm... did you all see that one coming a mile off?
Okay okay, so he’s an arrogant dweeb. But he’s a gorgeous arrogant dweeb. Forget Shang and his quiet dignity, forget Shan Yu the Tower Of Testosterone, just give me a big nose, an even bigger ego and an adorable smile. I think Ling’s sense of fun and mischief would be enough to win anyone over, but to top that off he’s a loyal friend, a smart mouthed joker and he’s not afraid to express his feminine side. He has a lovable sense of boyish naivety and clumsiness to him that, despite his girl-crazy tendencies, ultimately makes him sweet and innocent. Contrary to what he believes he’s no James Bond, just a geeky and warm-hearted cutie pie.
I'm sorry, Kuzco, I really am, but this assemblage of oblongs has stolen my heart. The professor is smart, he's a loving father and a real gentleman. What more could a girl ask for? True, he may be uptight and overprotective, but it all adds to his charm. And is it just me, or does he resemble a rectangular Bing Crosby? If that's not swoon-worthy I don't know what is.
I can’t even say “What can I say that hasn’t already been said about Clopin?” because it in itself is a cliche. But how can you blame me? That devious, enigmatic countenance, that ambiguous set of ethics, that divine singing voice.... sigh I guess I’m just another girl under his spell.
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Johnny Bravo (Johnny Bravo)
Lenny (The Simpsons)
Quasimodo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
Yao (Mulan)
Chien-Po (Mulan)
Icarus (Hercules)
Gordy Reinhardt (Angela Anaconda)
Priss (The Bubblegum crisis)
Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)
Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
Li Shang (Mulan)
Mulan (Mulan)
Jane Lane (Daria)
Shake dat booty, baby! Suave, funny and sassy, the irresistable Kuzco has the wit of Bugs Bunny and the arrogance of Daffy Duck. Who cares if he's a jerk? That boy can dance!
Sam (Sam & Max: Freelance Police)
Can you say "furry"? A deviation from my skinny-black-haired-big nose preference, but, well.... Sam is probably the cutest thing I've ever seen. I just want a life sized plush toy of him. He'd be so wonderful to cuddle up to on cold winter nights. And the whole Private Detective thing really has its allure.
Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)
I don’t think I’d trust him with my finances, but that’s okay ‘cuz he’s hot. :-D A lot of Tulio’s charm lies in his faults. His nervousness, his materialistic nature, his sceptisism... but in the end, his pesky conscience and friendship with Miguel will always whip him back into line.
Miguel (The Road to El Dorado)
Yeah, he started out as sort of a platonic love of mine, but he's been promoted. While Tulio spends half of the film acting like a materialistic jerk (though still managing to be mind meltingly sexy), this darling emerald-eyed bishie had me "aaaw"ing all through the "Without Question" sequence... oh, that sweet, untainted enthusiasm! Miggie has it all: looks, a heart and a period instrument.
Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
The Frollophiles have converted me! While Clopin is still my number one HoND man, and Claude's not exactly the kind of guy you'd want to father your children, he's still one sultry blob of ink and paint. The elegant chiselled face, the intense black eyes, the shock of white hair, the sensous, pouty, blood-red lips... shudder He's graceful and ever so darkly, darkly beautiful. I challenge you to find a more intense (G-rated?) animation sequence than that of Hellfire!
Wiggins (Pocahontas)
Eeeeee! Cuuuuuuuuute! Killjoy regains composure Just look at this guy. Don’t you just wanna pinch those cute widdle cheeks? Don’t you want him to be your loyal assistant? Wiggins has an adorable sense of Ling-like naivety that I just can’t resist. It would be real fun to introduce him to, ahem, physical affection. ;-)
Trent Lane (Daria)
I don't know HOW I managed to keep this gorgeous slacker out of my harem. Even if he is a Shaggy Rogers lookalike, he's dern cute. ^_^ And such a nice guy too. Either as a boyfriend, adolescent crush or big brother, I'd certainly enjoy having this "sensitive artist" on my side.
Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)
Who'd want a knight in shining armour when you could have this statuesque Samurai prince! That quiet determination, those expressive eyes... *melts* not too shabby for such a simply drawn character. His strict code of honor and ethics is particularly attractive-- you can be sure that if Jack were your guy he'd never cheat. ;-)
Toy boys--
He's a buffoon with all the charm of a tropical skin disease. But you know what, he is pretty. I never usually go for the muscular types, but his lack of brain power is such a great source of amusement that I wouldn't mind going out on a pity date.
What do you mean “Why Lenny?” He’s cute! Is so! stops arguing with self I guess you’d could say I’m a bit like Marge, Lisa and Bart, if you remember the “Not Lenny!” scene.
Your heart would have to be made of concrete not to feel for Quasi. He’s so gentle and sweet, and he’s artistic like me. :-)
You know those wrinkly pug dogs that are so stumpy and ugly that they're absolutley adorable? And you can't help but pick them up and smother their little heads in kisses? That's Yao. Sure, he's a bit rough-around-the-edges, but I'm sure he'd make a loyal puppy dog to some lucky gal.
No, I'm not including all of the Gang of Three because I consider them to be one person, I genuinely like their individual personalities. Chien-Po's got to be the most huggable guy I've ever seen... teddy bear alert! He's so soothing and calming, and I bet he could take you to some really great restaurants. ^_^
Having a boyfriend like Icarus would have a real Roger Rabbit flavour to it-- the short screwy guy with the taller woman. I also have a pretty loud voice, with Icarus I wouldn’t have to worry about that. grins
Again with the dweebs. He's intelligent, he's sensitive, and look at the way he dotes on Gina Lash. If I were still in primary school, I'd go after him in a second.
If I was a guy--
Chel (The Road to El Dorado)
slips on drool puddle She’s short, she’s not blonde, she’s not thin, but damn she’s gorgeous. Plus she has the cute accent. If I looked like Chel I’d flaunt myself to no end! Wait a minute... she does flaunt herself to no end... ah well.
Fifi La Fume (Tiny Toons)
Cute and sexy! I love how pubescently energetic she is, and how doggedly persisent she is, just like her Looney Tunes predecessor.
She's the definition of cool. The music, the bike, the attitude-- I've found myself a new role model!
'Toons I admire--
My hero ever since I can remember. She stands up for everything she believes in, and won't take c**p from anybody, even if that means she gains a reputation as an opinionated know-it-all. She's intellectual, artistically gifted, a fervent defender of human and animal rights and is still just a simple eight-year-old girl. One of the best things to ever come out of contemporay popular culture, IMHO.
Neither a spoiled brat going through a rebellious phase nor a helpless damsel in distress, Belle's a smart young woman who knows exactly what she wants. A frustrated romantic and a bit of an intellectual snob, she really stands out from the crowd. And she's a character with flaws, too: like I said, she looks down her nose at the more conforming villagers, likes to whinge, and her bravery meter kinda ticks out quickly in the Beast's Gothic castle (she lasted there, oh, two hours max?) But she makes up for all of this with her nobility-- she sacrifices so much for those she cares about, and her assertiveness is not just driven by a desire to snag the hunky spunky Prince Charming!
The King of Cartoons, the Sultan of Slapstick, the Master of Mayhem, Mr BB himself. I don't know anyone who doesn't admire this wascaly wabbit. Sometimes cool and collected, sometimes nuttier than a monkey house, he almost always manages to upstage and outsmart his foe. And he looks great in drag.
Personally, I think he looks like a sack full of lychees with all those muscles, but I can't help but love the guy. He's good to his troops, shows great courage and perseverance (the "burned out village" scene got me all misty-eyed) and he seems to judge a man (or woman) by his spirit, not by his social standing. There's also a giddy, unsure boy lurking underneath that no-nonsense facade... he's very fascinating indeed.
What she did for her daddy. 'Nuff said.
Oh, that attitude is killer! Her colour scheme of red and black really seems to capture her spunk and her dark sense of humour. She is intelligent enough to know of and acknowledge the sins of the world, but unlike Daria, she seldom lets it bother her as she goes on her observant, acerbic way.
