Colleen Hardy

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I do not like fried chicken, I do like sushi. I do not like mean people, I do like nice people. I do not like to wash dishes, I do like to cook. I do not like the devil, I do like Jesus. I do not like vollyball, I do like to play the piano. I do not like to talk when I have nothing to say, I do like an occasional silence. I do not like to shut up when I have a lot to say, I do like an occasional debate. I do not like (and have NEVER danced) the "YMCA", I do like to keep my second grade vow not to.

Words of Wisdom

• Dirty socks are no prize.
• Play in the rain but beware of strong winds, hail, lightning, funnel clouds and flying barns or air born livestock.
• Do not play golf in the rain too much.
• It is better to hide in an elevator than behind a tree.
• In nice hotels treat the sinks kindly.
• Do not go up the down escalator.
• It is not wise to get in fights with doors (revolving or otherwise).
• Miniature golf is the most fun when played as a competative, fast paced team sport
• DO NOT THINK BAD THINGS ABOUT MR. MOTT, or he may send you to the corn.
• Never suggest to anyone
• Don't leave your friends alone with your siblings.
• Do brush your teeth; there are more ways to die from not brushing your teeth than you may think.
• Visit http://www.homestarrunner.com .
• Don't stalk people it isn't nice.
• Don't eat more than two bannanas a day too much potassium is not extremely good for you.
• Towels are objects of imense value; always know where yours is.
• Shop for others, and encourage others to do the same.
• It doesn't matter how old you get, strangers are still scary people.
• No candy is ever free, not even on Halloween.
• IT IS A SIN!