Felicia DuPree
Felicia DuPree was born on Februart 14th of an unknown
year.....she refuses to disclose how old she is. She
was born in a small backwater town, where she lived
with her mother, 13 sisters, and 9 brothers. She was
unsure of who her father was, as her brothers and
sisters all had different fathers as well....her
mother was a very liberal woman, and gave freely of
herself, except when it came to her children. As
Felicia grew up, she learned many things from her
mother, the most important being, the nicer you are to
a man the nicer he is to you. This was to be a very
important lesson for Felicia and she was determined to
rise above the squalor and become a rich and powerful
woman.
Her brothers taught her many things, not the
least of which was how to please a man. By age 16,
felicia had run away from home, looking for a better
life, and Felicia started performing in small local bars and pagents,
such as the Barnesboro American Legion, and the Corner
Pub and Grill in Patton, PA. She then moved on to big
and brighter places, such as the VFW in Cresson,
PA., from there felicia continued to grow and began
performing at the fabulous and grand Escapade in
Altoona, PA.
Felicia quickly gained the reputation of
being a diva, or well, in plain terms, a bitch. She
was also using the talents her mother and brothers
gave her so many years before. It all came to an
unfortunate end when Felicia was making a guest
appearance in a world hunger show in a 3rd world
country, complaining the entire time about the heat,
the water, and not enough gin martinis, when she was
abducted by some Ethiopians who thought she looked
like a tasty meal. Unfortunately for them, she
ravaged them all with her insatiable appetite for sex,
and was able to escape from the village after just a
few short months. After undergoing therapy, and many
beauty treatments, Felicia was back to herself, and
ready to perform again
She was seen performing at
the Chevy Chase Center in Indiana, PA. Unfortunately
for Felicia, after a lot of gin, and some um, illegal
substances, she was carried away kicking and screaming
by some rough rednecks that felt she would fetch a
nice ransom....little did they know that no one would
pay to get her back. After many months of
negotiations by Jessie Jackson, Felicia was
returned. Rumors are she had actually sexually
drained the rednecks, and they are completely impotent
now, so after many months of being held captive,
Felicia has descended upon the masses with a
vengeance!