All Hail the interwebs! You wouldn't be here if you didn't know me in some form or the other, so have fun. Get a black sharpie, draw mustaches on a few of my pictures - I hope you mar your monitor with sharpies for life.
01~03~05 I can't believe it's new year. Just go to my livejournal for god's sake. I'm too lazy to update this site manually. www.livejournal.com/users/stygmata
08~15~03 I'm a big, purple, green, and yellow dinosaur named Baby Boop.
07~22~03 Yo dawg, just usin' mah child support t'get mah nails done
07~20~03 Stop sueing McDonalds chunky bitch!
06~03~03 I just love him.
12~27~02 Ginger thins for only 75 cents! I should'a bought the whole rack.
12~24~02 Somebody spiked the eggnog with hemlocke and arsenic! I saw mommy kissing Santa's little helper!
12~20~02 You want Goth? Goth *this*.
09~20~02 "all of my life I tried so hard, doing my best with what I had"
08~20~02 A very happy birthday? I hope so.
07~05~02 Sparks on his nose.
07~02~02 Bitching about a recital well done.
06~05~02 I hate my life.
06~01~02 Hop on the hormonal roller-coaster of pms. $5 entrance fee.
05~30~02 Home, home, home on the range... I don't know that song, and I don't know if New Jersey can be called a range. Though my update can be called a rant.
05~12~02 Left you with a mother's day rambling, not anything great if you're not my mom. Ah well! Happy mother's day to everyone who's a mother in anyway. That includes pets too.
05~06~02 I wish I knew how to update the pictures in my website, but I don't, so I left you with another rant! Click on the words!
05~04~02 Bubbly and incoherent as always! I fear that I'm suffering long-winded-householder-writing syndrome. Yikes.
03~01~02 I'm all snotty in the nose, and my throat hurts. Ugh.. it's no wonder I don't think I'm cute.
02~24~02 J.Crew bras and pseudo Italian dinners! What a night. Clickety click on words, and enjoy like a sorbet after dinner.
02~24~02 Taking out the trash, and welding the lid shut. Advice for my female audience.
02~18~02 I'm serious, I love my cousin Ashleigh and her parents. I'm just PMSing and damned tired of their shit.
02~17~02 Am I speaking in tongues? In English maybe, and fuck anyone who thinks that speaking in tongues isn't a sign of mental instability.
02~15~02 A belated Valentine's update! Not the most interesting, but hey... sometimes what you wake up to post valentine's day is horrific enough already. Happy Valentine's day everyone!
02~06~07~02 I've been updating my livejournal a lot. Why does it make me feel sinful to have a livejournal? I don't even know. At least you can comment on what I have to say. Not that I want to hear from you people.Confessions from the bitterly bored.
01~30~02 Chocolate hearts, fuzzy teddy bears, red and pink things? I think not.
01~20~02 Humiliation, injury, and frustration, all in one rant. Go have a looksee.
10~17~01Minka's bra size is 41 KK. Mistress Mirage is a cute asian with a platinum blonde wig. I can make cupcakes.
10~12~01So read my rant, then we can all sing along: "This is Halloween, This is Halloween, pumpkins scream in the dead of night! Trick or treat til your neighbor's gonna die of fright!" ~Nightmare Before Christmas
07~27~01I wish all you can eat buffets would let you take a to-go box.
07~16~01 I think I'm gonna throw up.
07~14~01 Two updates in the same day. Can't say that this addendum is much of an update though. Grr... why do I feel so ominous?
07~14~01 Maybe it's too much caffeine in my system. Then again, I had a caramel apple cider last night. New rant.
07~11~01 I'm rambling again, and I promise I'll try to keep you guys posted. *scrunchey smile* This one's for the little people! Especially the furry ones with squirrel like tails and cropped bunny ears!
06~15~01 Thank you, God, for the food which we are about to partake. *Cross self* Amen. Read mah rant, boy!
06~01~01 I updated. There. Are you happy? can't call me lazy anymore, can ya? Rambled some, maybe I'll put up a few new images too. depends. Cryptic quote of the day: Can your pussy do the dog?
04~05~01 Mystery guest webmaster here with an update to both the words and images sections. I'm not as wordy as miss thing, so uh, bye.
03~11~01 I will be taking an unwanted vacation from the internet for a while... long, or short? I don't know. Hopefully not too long. I had lots to rant about concerning my trip to Los Angeles for you people (all 0ne of you), but hey... maybe I can write that down and fit it in later. Leaving with an explosive bang, ~Mattie
03~09~01 I hate people. I hate the post office. I hate ballet. I hate jazz dancing. I hate modern dance. I hate pointe shoes.
03~08~01 Applesauce is good. You know the drill, read the writings! *Force face to screen* Read it damn you! *sob* I miss Thaddeus...
03~07~01 Updated my rambly ramblings. Have fun reading... I may add something else... say, another picture or link. I may not. Depends. It's my choice (said the feminist).
03~05~01 I'm not exactly sure why I felt the need to rant about these events now. Sitting here with some hot applesauce, staring at this screen of text, I still wonder over it. The content isn't exactly and entirely new, but it is pretty up to date. Because of this, I may have to add another rant for the day... depending on how motivated I feel.
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