Hello there, what a pleasant surprise. I was afraid that nobody would come and that I'd done this for no reason at all. Thats the trouble nowadays, so much effort and nobody appreciates it...
Well, when I first thought to do this everyone thought I was kidding. Oh how very wrong they were! Honestly, is it so much to want to be taken seriously? Sure, there really isn't any real reason why I should share about myself. Its nobody's business really, but since I've so many rumors to combat I figured what the hell. Chances are that it won't do any more harm than I could get myself into at any other given point in time anyway.
Alright, well I guess that I should stop babbling and get to the point. How does the beginging sound as a starting point? Yea, thats what I thought you'd say...
