Recieved February 1st, The Future writes: Yo S.P.I you crazy cottony manifestation. I wanted to ask if you were a democrat. And if so, why do republicans continue to plague or nation with reagan-omics and religious fanaticism? Not to mention the brief stint to which they proclaimed that rice pudding was not indeed a food but a form of excrement. Oh foot shaped one what is to be done about these right-wing super jerks? they keep trying to run from the impending doom of our instituted Republican killing machines. Damn their slippery hides!
"Although i have passed up the nomination from the Democratic party several times, i am still a Democrat, this maybe because i am capable of coherrent thought, a feature altogether ommitted from your standard issue Republican. Next the reason Republicans are so slippery, is that instead of blood Republicans are filled with concentrated evil or motor oil for lubrication, this also makes them highly flammable. Finally and certainly the most dangerous of all Repbulicans is their ocular implants that make all Democrats appear to look like THIS!!!"
Recieved January 8th, Jeff Tallest of the short writes:
"I have recently become acquainted with the gnomes in my backyard. I
especially enjoy the fairy games because I can finally dominate. Basketball,
for once, I am the best at because I am now the center, and I understand how
easy your job used to be. But, what I am trying to get at is why is it that
this whole thing between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky dwindled. I would
like to see that back in the headlines while he is still the POT USA. Also,
is George Bush going to do the same thing with another intern? Or should we impeach him and but Gore in the "HOT SEAT?"
" The job dear Jeff is refering to is my short stint as center for the New york Knicks (i'll see if i can find the photo). As G.W. and an itern i doubt it, not because he wouldn't try it, but because he will be too busy kissing his dad's ass for getting him the presidency, and deficating on the constitution. Now i don't hate the man, but as soon as my philosphy of Applied Darwinism is introduced, whack! bang! smoot! old chimp face is the first to go."
