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ARTICLE: FANTOMAS
The Director's Cut

The Status of 'celebrity' is a funny old thing. No matter how hard shit something is, die hard fans will keep spending their money over and over again just 'cause it's that guy from their favourite band.
Take Fantômas for example, probably best known as former Faith No More frontman Mike Patton's 'other' other band, this is yet another side project that has neglected to take on board the phrase "quit while you're ahead", if indeed they were ever ahead to start with. Borrowing heavily from Frank Zappa's musical schitzophrenia, this latest oeuvre sees the band recreating a whole host of classic movie themes in their own, inimitable off the wall and lo-fi style. It may be funny - briefly - but if you want novelty, invest in a Weird Al Yankovic CD. [4]
DANIEL LANE, FROM METAL CRUSHER MAGAZINE

ARTICLE: Mike Patton reinvents rock from his rubber room
Tuesday, July 17th 2001
Mean Fiddler, London

Contorting his swarthy iconic visage into a bug eyed, pain etched grimace and screeching like a crack crazed chicken on a hot plate, Mike Patton, former Faith No More poster boy, cuts a somewhat curious figure. His look is diabolically rakish, greasily akin to that of a Iberian barman at the Devil's own bordello, and as he switches schizophrenically from oily croon to ear-scraping guttural yelp, a deliciously malevolent grin simultaneously ignites his wickedly glinting eye.
There are many who will gleefully inform you that Patton's fulsomely lost the plot of late; retreating from the big league, corporate rock circus to embrace the questionable charms of marginalized alt-rock madness. But without fiercely independent maverick souls like the outwardly deranged, experimental Fantôma-in-chief we'd probably still be listening to The Shadows.
Appropriately enough, for a native of Eureka, California, Mike gives every impression of being a crazed, sonic scientist unswervingly intent on discovering an entirely un-trodden path to passion-dripping rock nirvana. The Fantômas, meanwhile, provide the perfect vehicle for Patton's jaw-dropping coalitions of the neo-classical, avant-garde, uneasy time signatures of Edgar Varese; the unnerving bludgeons of intense black metal; the speaking-in-operating tongues ludicrousness of a seemingly elastic larynx and a [possibly ironic] affection for horror movie soundtrack spookery.
Patton's own description of his fellow Fantômas is probably the most concise; on drums "with backward hat a la Fred Durst and tank top a la Whitesnake" we find kit-mincing, ex-Slayer percussive Leviathan Dave Lombardo. On guitar with the "hair like that guy from `The Simpsons' [Sideshow Bob, evidently]", the Melvins' Buzz Osborne and Mr Bungle's Trevor Dunn, "the only bass player to have ever jacked off on the London Eye". This colourful collection of characters play like their lives depend on it to keep up with Patton's singular artistic vision, while the vocalist himself stabs at keyboards, wrangles samplers, wrestles with gizmos and generally redefines the very word vocalist by the way of two microphones and a multi-octaved throat of steel.
Sometimes awe-inspiring sometimes laughable, Fantômas swiftly gain the respect of their gob-smacked constituency; not only does a flung bra flop onto the stage, one audience member even endeavours to present Patton with a banana. And no, they didn't do 'Easy'. What they did do was very, very difficult. IAN FORTNAM

ARTICLE: Fantômas at the London LA2


As the good-looking, shit-eating frontman of Faith No More, Mike Patton blazed trails for a new generation of heavy rock frontmen - where would Chino Deftone or Jonathan Korn have got their moves or operatic angst without Patton?

Two years after Faith No More self-destructed, Patton's now running his own underground label, Ipecac. As well as releasing three albums last year by the Melvins, he's also responsible for new releases from Kid 606 and the Kids Of Widney High - an album written and recorded by children with learning difficulties. He's also still singing in his experimental funk pop band Mr Bungle, and now his latest incarnation - Fantômas.

With a slicked-back Patton on keyboards and vocals, the rest of Fantômas is made up of the Melvins' King Buzzo, Slayer's original drummer Dave Lombardo, and Mr Bungle bassist Trevor Dunn. Their songs are meant to represent an imaginary soundtrack to a Mexican comic book hero called Phantomas, and as such contain not much in the way of lyrics, tune or structure.

For the 45 minutes that Fantômas play tonight, we get bursts of screaming grindcore, mixed in with cartoon noises, gongs and Patton exercising that famously powerful baritone. Dave Lombardo will embark on a Slayer-esque drum solo, while the rest of the band fall silent. Patton will then start singing like Prince, and it all turns into an '80s funk track.

While it's confusing and disorienting to listen to, each song is meticulously planned and played with machine-like precision, separating them from the majority of art-rock groups that pour out of the Bay area of California with depressing regularity.

Fantômas may never get to tour with Metallica, but Mike Patton's mad genius is still as evident as ever.

ARTICLE: The people vs. Mike Patton


Letter from 'fan': Fantômas is the sound of four musicians with too much time and money on their hands just pissing about.
Response from Patton: "I wish. A record like that takes so much time. People think that we improvise that material on the spot but I'm not that good. If I could do that stuff off the top of my head I'd do it 24 hours a day. It's like building a castle out of matchsticks or playing chess, it's a pain in the ass although I enjoy it. A lot of people hear it as total garbage, and I know it's not going to appeal to people who like rock songs with lyrics, but if you're not ready for it it might make sense. If not, stay away. Haven't you fuckers learned by now?"

ARTICLE: Fantômas
December 8th, 1999
Peabody's Down Under
Cleveland, Ohio

Ever since this show was announced, I had anxiously stumbled around with a droplet of drool on my lips. Fantômas is the brainchild of Mike Patton, one of the greatest singers in the world. On top of that, Dave Lomardo, formerly of Slayer, the king of metal drumming is involved in the project. Buzz Osbourne and Trevor Dunn are no musical slouches either (guitar and bass respectively). If you've heard the album you're probably thinking, "there's no way they can pull this stuff off live." WRONG! Or you're thinking, "why would I want to go listen to this noise ant high volume?" Well, if you're a fan of this John Zorn inspired madness or Mr. Bungle, and you made it out to see them, it'll go down as the best show you've seen all year.

They played almost the entire album note for note. It was unbelievable, every sample, pick noise, scream, cough and stick hit was reproduced accurately. The humorous stage presence added to the entertainment value. Four very different personalites, are mashed together to create this band. You've got the metal guy, the Seatle grunge god, Wierdo jazz-metal bassist, and the eccentric and creative singer (who is managing to live-down his cheesy MTV persona).

Patton managed to play keyboards, adjust effect pedals, and sing into three different microphones without a single noticeable mistake. All the performances were spot on. They were so obsessed with perfection that they even played a song twice (I didn't hear any mistakes). However, I'm not so sure everyone in attendence deserved this jawdropping performance.

People were trying to mosh (in vain most of the time). The songs are so short and move quickly from one riff to another. Any moshable riffs only last for about ten seconds at best, but of course there were still meatheads trying throw down in the "pit." Plus, the screams for Slayer related material (which were funny at first) actually distracted Lombardo at the beginning of one song. The crowd noise managed to ruin the dynamics of some of the music. At one point Patton stopped in the middle of a song and shouted at the crowd, "We'll play some metal, If you stop acting like a bunch of fucking CANADIANS!!!" People screamed louder.

Fortunately for the respectful people in the audience, Fantômas continued to play through the bullshit. Even the moshing fools were rewarded at the end when Fantomas came out and did the most amazing cover of "Angel of Death" for their encore. I can't even really describe it except that it was as good as the Slayer version, but extremely perverted and bastardized in the most appealing way. If you missed it, I am truely sorry.

There are not enough goats to throw!

- written by Big Metal



On the Road Again - Live Review:
Fantomas
December 7, 1999
The Opera House - Toronto, ON

A modern-day "super-group" consisting of Mike Patton (vox, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle), King Buzzo (vox, guitar, Melvins), Dave Lombardo (drummer, ex-Slayer) and Trevor Dunn (bass, Mr. Bungle), Fantomas barely sound like the dream group many hoped for and that's not necessarily bad.

After being exposed to the noise-core sounds of Kid 606, the audience seemed starved for some melody and was visibly agitated. Fantomas only created further agitation during their hour-long set. Instead of playing a set of songs, Fantomas played a set of "pages" from their first "book" (read as CD) and each member was set up in a line, not your typical drums in rear of stage, singer out front and axes on either side. Patton faced Lombardo and both were feeding off each other and supplying Buzz and Dunn with most of the "song" cues. The cool thing about Fantomas was their ability to tease the audience. From the beginning, the audience expected to hear conventional songs but instead was subjected to moods, noise and brief outbursts of thrash and blast metal (about 30 seconds worth). For most of the set, Patton did not sing words, he used his voice as an instrument, yelling, screaming, crying and breathing mostly rhythms. His vocalizations combined with Lombardo's intense drumming created a very primal-sounding group of movements. Buzzo and Dunn offered sparse musicality and as the evening progressed, making the set more art than rock 'n' roll. Patton had used a variety of vocal delay, reverbs and effects through two microphones and literally read his cues off a page. Orchestrated noise, an irony in itself, at its finest.

For every 30-second blast, scream, or wail, the energy of the crowd would come alive to a frenzied mosh only to be shut down again. It compared to sexual foreplay: a slow, teasing build until a fast, almost violent climax and then a leveling off to the next movement. At the end of each teaser, screams and hollers such as "Why are you teasing us?!" and "Slayer!" would erupt from the crowd and the evening's comedic moments came around the time Dunn broke a string. This time off gave the audience free reign to yell out criticisms and suggestions. Patton sarcastically proclaimed that "Dave likes it when you all yell out SLAYER!! In fact, I'm gonna count to three and you're all gonna scream 'Slayer!' O.K.?" Of course the audience didn't mind being mocked, I mean that's the dude from Slayer right? Buzz offered some harsh criticism for all the between-the-song banter but Patton diffused it by praying, "Please God let us rock," before resuming the set exactly where it left off. Another comedic moment happened when the band launched into a heavy-duty soul tune, with Patton demonstrating just how amazing a vocalist he is, singing extremely high and telling about unrequited love. It wasn't a complete soul tune though, it had to diverge from the norm and it did with some heavy, heavy riffing for a chorus.

Fantomas' ability to irritate make them a throwback to the anti-music scene happening in the late-'60s and early-'60s and is a pre-cursor to a new morphing of rock 'n' roll Ñ nothing but noise, sometimes seemingly annoying, but brilliantly adventurous nonetheless. If they bug the hell out of you, they're doing their job and if they don't, they're just too safe. Judging by the audience's reaction, there is nowhere safe to hide from Fantomas. Take this as your final warning...

- Review by Paul Gangadeen


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