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Jabber

copyright 2003

I was standing in the 10-or-less line at Jewel, picking up some last minute go-withs for dinner. The fellow in front of me had 11 items.

Two chattering twenty-somethings were behind me.

“How many one-night stands have you had?” asked the blonde.

“None.” Answered the tall brunette.

“None? You’re kidding, right?”

“Nope.” The girl paused. “I always see them a second time.”

“You must be giving out your last name or your phone number.”

“Both.”

“No. That’s not the way to do it. First name only; no number.”

“Oh. Okay, okay….now I get it…NO talking.”