I'm Elijah Wood!
I am Elijah Wood, a tiny wee child star with soulful eyes and high cheekbones. I am the only person in the world who can pass off a good English accent. I much enjoy working with dogs and Dick, but the less we discuss that, the better. I've broken into Hollywood with a pick-axe and everyone thinks I'm great. IN YOUR FACE, CULKIN!
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UPDATES!!! May 20: Fixed the Art archive.
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This is Morrie,
my Adopt-a-Dooble
Horse.
In loving memory of:
Dale Earnhardt
1951-2001