 MINUTES OF THE FIRST MEETING OF THE NEW MILLENIUM (PROPER) HELD AT PADDY BARRY’S ON 04-01-01.
PRESENT: 21, 1, 25, 18, 22, 2, 13, 4, 6. Not many eh?
APOLOGIES: Trainstopper.
GUESTS: Geoff who just happened to be sitting at our table!
RAFFLE: A bottle of wine and a lotto ticket from Dom. Won by Feathers for the first time! Next raffle, Blair Witch.
PINTS FOR THE MONTH: No-one knows ’cause bloody Sausage is still away in Clyde or somewhere down there.
RUMOUR MILL: Something about Freak’s gargantuan cigarette lighter and 6500 hectares of grasslands? Sometime around Boxing Day.
FIREFIGHTING DEPARTMENT: News complained about only getting a wet blanket when he wanted a big hose. That’s what happens when you go putting out fires at 3 in the morning.
NEXT SOCIAL EVENTS: Taste Nelson, Guinness Games, Wild Foods Festival and Saint Patricks Day.
BLUES BREWS AND BARBEQUES: What to do…….if we can’t get a tent we’ll probably do the Scottish Tartan thing as Dom and Freak are going in kilts anyway. Major feud between Door and Halfpint, the word “Dickhead” is used in vain.
COURT APPEARENCES: There’s that name again, Dominic. Very well hidden from all…..lucky the 6 month disqualification coincided with the 6 month overseas trip eh Dom?
FINES: Witchy Poo for drinking Speights at the meeting and News for not wearing his shirt. He’s bloody well lost it.
STRIPPER: Yes a stripper……most of the lads are keen to get a stripper and wouldn’t yah know it, we’ve got one in the club. For a well spent $100 she’ll do it for the lads. The girls weren’t too fussed though. Stay tune and check out the events page.
FINANCE: Not much but enough for a stripper.
MEETING CLOSED: 730pm, how did it ever last that long?
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