If you haven't seen the film yet, please return ... I'd hate to be the one responsible for ruining the movie for you. ^^;; I apologize if some of these are inaccurate but I am certain that the majority of them are correct.

Myrtle: "Hm ... does this look infected to you? ::referring to Lilo's bite::"

Lilo: "If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go all the way to the store and get peanut butter because all we have is ... is ... STINKIN' TUNA!"

Lilo: "Are you going to play with dolls?"
Myrtle: " [she hides her doll behind her back, along with the other girls] You don't have a doll ... "
Lilo: "[takes out a tattered green doll] This is Scrump! I made her myself, but her head is too big. So I pretend that a bug laid eggs in he head and she's upset because she only ... has a few .. more ... days to ... [she sees that the others are gone, and hurls Scrump into the dirt and storms off ... then returns to retrieve Scrump, hugs her, and walks sadly home]"

Nani: "Lilo? Lilo, open the door!"
Lilo: " [listening to "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis] Go away."
Nani: "[drops to the ground and peeks through the doggy-door] Lilo, we don't have time for this!"
Lilo: "... [looks at Nani all depressive-like] Leave me alone to die. "
Nani: "[huffs]"
Lilo: "[amplifies the volume on her record player]"
Nani: "[prying off the nails on the door with the opposite side of the hammer] Argh! You are -so- finished when I get in there! I'm going to stuff you inthe blender, push Puree, then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says 'Mmm! This is great! What's your secret?' I'm gonna say -- [is pulled out by Cobra Bubbles] -- love."

Cobra Bubbles: "Do you always leave your sister home alone?"
Nani: "No! never! Except for this one time. I had to run to the store to get some -- [gasps as she sees a drawing on the refrigerator of a miserable Lilo with the words: "Me alone"; rips it off]"

Lilo: "... have you ever killed anyone?"
Cobra Bubbles: "We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you happy?"
Lilo: "[Beams a phoney smile and frowns.] I'm adjusted; I eat four food groups and only watch the church channel and take long naps ... [mistunderstands Nani's gestures] ... and get disclipined!"
Cobra Bubbles: "Disclipined?"
Lilo: "Yeah. Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!"
Cobra Bubbles: "Bricks?"
Lilo: "Uh-huh. In a pillowcase."
Nani: "Okaaay, that's enough sugar for you! [nervous laugh]"

Lilo: "[reading a book on voodoo and stuffs minature models of her 'friends' -- made of spoons -- into a pickle jar] My friends need to be punished."

Nani: "Do you not understand?! Do you want to be taken away? Answer me!"
Lilo: "No!"
Nani: "No, you don't understand?"
Lilo: "NO!"
Nani: "No what?!"
Lilo: "Noooo!! [plops down and cries]"
Nani: "You are -such- a pain!"
Lilo: "Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?!"
Nani: "At least a rabbit would behave better than you!"
Lilo: "Go ahead! Then you'll be happy because it'll be -smarter- than me, too!"
Nani: "And QUIETER!"
Lilo: "YOU'LL LIKE IT 'CAUSE IT'S STINKY LIKE YOU! [slams the door as she storms into her room]"
Nani: "GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
Lilo: "[door flies open] I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM! [slams it shut]"
Nani: "[Picks up a pillow and screams into it] Aaaaaaahhhh!!!"
Lilo: "[Picks up a pillow and screams into it] Aaaaahhh!!"

Lilo: "I like you better as a sister then a mom."
Nani: "Yeah?"
Lilo: "[sobs and digs her face into Scrump] And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?"

Lilo: "[looks at her collection of photos of obese tourists] Aren't they beautiful?"

Lilo: "A falling star! I call it! Get out, get OUT! I have to make a wish! [pushes her out of her room] Can't you move any FASTER?!"
Nani: "Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!"
Lilo: No it's not!"
Nani: "Yes it is, Lilo, same thing happened yesterday. [plops down on her little sister]"
Lilo: "Your big butt is SQUISHING ME! [scurries into her room] Why do you have to act so weird?! [slams door]"

Lilo: "[makes a wish] It's me again ... I need a friend. Someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have."

Lilo: "Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I read it in her diary."

Lilo: "That's the ugly duckling. See? He's sad because he is all alone and nobody wants him. But on this page, his family hears him crying and they find him. Then the ugly duckling is happy because he knows where he belongs."

Cobra Bubbles: "... and the next time I see this dog, I expect it to be a model citizen. Capisce?"
Lilo: "Uh ... yes?"

Lilo: "Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one is dancing!"

Lilo: "She could use some lovin'."

Nani: "Lilo, baby? look at me. Are you hurt?"
Lilo: "[looks down with a sullen face] No."

Lilo: "What about Ohana?! Ohana means family! Family means ... "
Lilo and Nani: "... no one gets left behind."
Lilo: "Or?"
Nani: "Or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use 'ohana' against me."

Lilo: "[sees stitch holding her photograph] That's us before ... it was rainy and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you cry at night ... do you dream about them?"
Stitch: "[ears perk up]"
Lilo: "I that's why you wreck things and push me ... our family's little now and we don't have many toys , but if you want, you could be part of it. You could be our baby and we'd raise you to be good."
Stitch: "[he grabs his book and begins to climb the window]" Lilo: "Ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind, but if you wanna leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone who leaves."

Nani: "Lilo, what's wrong?"
Lilo: "Stitch left."
Nani: "Really ... ?"
Lilo: "It's good he's gone. He didn't want to be here anyways. We don't need him."

Lilo: "Hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house."
Pleakly: "No! No, No, NO aliens! There is no need to alert the authorities! We have everything under control!"
Cobra Bubbles: "Lilo? Who was that?"
Lilo: "Oh, good, my dog found a chain saw!"
Cobra Bubbles: "Wait! Don h--"

Lilo: "Hey, David! I got a new dog!"
David: "[pauses and gawks at Stitch] Ouuwie! You sure it's a dog?"
Lilo: "Yeah, I think he was a collie before he got hit by a truck."

Lilo: "You came back."
Stitch: "Nobody gets left behind."
Lilo: "[kisses his nose]"

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