| Michael | |
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I just learned what slash is... Slash is gross. |
| Bono | |
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It took you this long? |
| Bono | |
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It took you this fucking long? |
| Bono | |
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I'm disappointed in you. |
| Bono | |
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But you are one-up on Jesus. |
| Jesus Christ | |
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Bite me, Hewson. |
| Michael | |
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I finally get those jokes now...not that they weren't funny before. I hope that I can get drunk and forget this day. |
| George W. Bush | |
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If you do drink, be real- |
| George W. Bush | |
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Don't step to the wheel. |
| George W. Bush | |
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See, that rhymes... |
| George W. Bush | |
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It helps you remember it. |
