| Kristine | |
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Wait...if Bono is a lesbian, that would make him a girl. And if he was a girl, then the stuff he writes about himself and Edge wouldn't be slash. Unless of course....Edge is a girl too. What else is U2 hiding from us? |
| The Obnoxiously Loud Mime | |
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He could be a man and still IDENTIFY as a lesbian. IT HAPPENS. |
| Bono | |
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'Cause I love dem wimmens. |
| The Audience | |
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| The Audience | |
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*crickets chirping* |
| The Obnoxiously Loud Mime | |
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Tough crowd. |
| Gary Owens | |
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And now, we bring you the director's cut: |
| Kristine | |
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Wait...if Bono is a lesbian, that would make him a girl. And if he was a girl,
then the stuff he writes about himself and Edge wouldn't be slash. Unless of
course....Edge is a girl too. What else is U2 hiding from us? |
| The Edge | |
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Bono! They're on to us! |
| Bono | |
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Ah! Run! |
| Gary Owens | |
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And... Roll credits. |
| The Credits | |
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