A Discography.

In late 1978 recording history was made with the recording of the bands debut single, Anal Giraffe. The producer of the record, Bonny recalls this time. Anal Giraffe was produced in the opposite way round to most records. Usually you write a song, then come up with a name, record the song, then think about the art work. Not Chicks With Dicks they started with the cover photo (they'd found it in a set and as usual had no recollection of how it came about.) From that they came up with the name then they went into the studio and made up the song, just like that.

Just forty copies of this momentous record were produced and no record exists of who bought them. The b-side was a ditty called Sport Billy has a Warty Willy, the bands one and only power ballad. They didn't follow this single up until early the next year, the record being the 'yum yum it's corporate pussy E.P. This included the tracks: Yum Yum it's corporate pussy; Thank heavens for dirty bitches; Crack cocaine, it wakes me up in the morning; and, 'Australians are fucking cunts'.

That christmas, as a present to all the fans the band released their special Christmas special single, including the tracks: Santa Claus is a ho ho homo; and the Chicks with Dicks Theme (Christmas carol version). There was then a year gap to the next single, 'Boba Baby', which was the Chicks with Dicks tribute to the Empire Strikes Back. Ja The B-side was the Abdul Husaini song, originally titled Abdul Husaini, (his Dick's awfully veiny (and his semen's remarkably grainy (possibly because he does too much cocainey))), but then shortened.

Jury, get his money and exact a terrible revenge.

Towards the end of the bands recording career they were moving towards a hip-hop dominated sound. The band produced a rap record - Tooti Frutti Booty, featuring MC Mumbles distinctive rapping over samples of the Airwolf theme, and Joe Dolce's Shuddupa your face . This was backed by a track demonstrating Green-Flash's formidable mixing skills: Grand-Master Green-Flash's Adventures on the wheels of steel.

The bands final double A-side single - The Prince and Princess of Wales love Sheep, and Ve Are Der Rollmops saw them finishing on a high-note..

The band produced many other records, and had an enormous set list that they performed, but most of these songs were extremely limited editions, and have been lost or disappeared. The so called lost-album is the stuff of legend, but many think that this was never created. 

Songs to Download
We have managed to find some copies of some really rare ^{chicks with dicks} material, which we are making available on this site. These can be downloaded free of charge to give the listener a taste of what the band truly sounded like. These include the two following songs. Click on them to have a listen, and find out their history.

The Chicks With Dicks Theme (live).

Nobody does It Better.

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