randomosities:

wendys favorite saying: 'well, isn't that niiiiice' - 'suck my cock' "you don't have one" 'hold your breath 'til I grow one'

Reasons for licensing requirements to breed... (thanks lenny!):
#1: 'if people didn't have guns, they'd just invent pointy thingies to stab each other with.'
#2: in response to recieving alot of funeral pieces for a child that had been run over by a truck my employer asks, "did you ask if anyone wanted an arrangement in a truck?" um...
#3: 'Do you want me to hang ice cubes from your heart?'...riiiiiiiiiight
#4: Of the Top 10 'There oughtta be a law..." laws: #8
COUNTRY: USA / STATE: New Hampshire FISH AND GAME
ACTUAL: In Night: If any person shall carry away or collect for the purpose of carrying away any seaweed or rockweed from the seashore below high-water mark, between daylight in the evening and daylight in the morning, he shall be guilty of a violation.
Oh man. - There's also a law against holding hands in Prescott Park on sundays. (wtf?)

compliment of the day: 'You have such pretty eyes' - Random customer @ work. You know, I never thought that working retail I'd ever get such great compliments all the time from women.