"I have long wanted to participate in a study like this. I think it's great to see Natural Man and Natural Woman emerge."
The dark-haired and distinguished Russell has been voted Most Popular Professor and Best Kisser for the last five years at the University of Texas, Dallas. A scientist (bio-chem) with a sense of humor and a great car, he is an advisor to many of the young, blonde first year students. "It's my solemn duty to help them find their way in this world." He is regularly seen at the campus gym working out with weights.