DRAMA “MA-MA”
Made in Bardovci
Skopje Jan 2018
All rights reserved.
Characters:
Artemis, CEO of
Magdalena
Venus, vice-CEO
Mary, vice-Prime
Minister
Steven, a craftsman
Casper, a craftsman
Lynda, a negro
travestite
Jana, a lover of
Lynda
Habib, a bi ballet
dancer, husband of Ana
Ana, his wife, a bi
Theresa, a client
Jane, escort of
Theresa
Ema, activist of
Magdalena from America
Activists from all
parts of the world
Soldiers of the
waring sides across the world
Peacemakers, members
and activists of Magdalena
Maya, an activist and
a volunteer
Mail man
SCENOGRAPHY
SCENERY 1
In
the middle of the scenery a baby bad in which a baby sleeps and on the right of
it a bed in which Venus sleeps. Subdued light and sudenly an infant cry starts,
loudly screaming 'ma-ma', 'ma-ma'. Venus is alerted and goes towards the baby
and takes her into her arms.
Venus: Oh, my
darling, dear one, keep silence, auntie's sweetheart.
(The baby still cries
'ma-ma)
Venus: Sweetheart,
please keep silence, oh dear, what should I do...milk, oh, yes, surely you are
hungry (she gives a bottle of milk, the baby accepts it), yes my dear, drink,
drink my little sweetheart, common, go back to napping and dream why did you
came into this world, sleep-sleep-sleep, sleep sweat dreams (she kisses her and
puts her in the little bed, reduces the light and then, she is going to bed).
(in the Scene an
Angel of God makes a flyby and grabs the baby, the baby cries again 'ma-ma',
'ma-ma')
Venus: (stands from
the bad and asks) What is this now?
(I shall return her
when she will be of greatest benefit of you, do not feel grief she shall be in
the safest hands in this wonderful, wonderful word. So, a goodbye...goodbye!)
Venus: Well, when the destiny arrived, so be it, may she have luck.
SCENERY 2
SCENOGRAPHY
(From the right side
three cosmetic chairs are placed with mirrors in front of them, light-bulbs in
the surrounding, inside a bed for massage with a curtain screen, from the left
side there are two small tables with three chairs with various cosmetic tools).
Steven: (walks on the
sceen and organizes his job, he cleans the mirrors, the pult, he wipes the dust,
corrects his makeup and sings cheerfully “may the love lives, may every children
has love, here, here, take my palm as a brother to a brother)
Casper: (approaches
Steven, kisses him and tapps his buttocks) My warm butt. How pretty you are
today.
Steven: My pussycat,
don't turn me on that early this morning, a great work is ahead of us. Isn't it
a holiday today, girls who observe the tradition shall like to look pretty.
Casper: What holiday
is that?
Steven: Well, third
of April, of course.
Casper: We'll today
is the 2nd, what the heck..........
Steven: Well, ok, ok,
such things happen.
Casper: Well, well,
since you started seeing that Susan or Sussy as you prefer to call her, your
tongue begun to twist. Do you recall what kind of swearing we gave to each other
during our marriage?
Steven: C'mmon, there is no such thing, you are fooling yourself, little
coquetting is inconsequential. Haven't you observed how did you devote yourself
to the job, business and business. And how do I fit that picture? Where is my
attention. Casper, you are neglecting me at the expense of casting of one young
pretty soul.
Casper: I know, me
too (they hug each other)
(Vanda enters the
scene)
Vanda: Hi, guys!
(Steven and Casper)
Hi, guy!
Vanda: How are the
things?
Casper: Here, we are
waiting for the first time.
Wanda: You shall not
wait for a long time, Lynda was parking while I was entering, wherever she is,
she will appear soon.
(Lynda enters)
Lynda: Hi, guys!
Casper: Hi Lynda, how
are things?
Lynda: Fine, but I
feel terrible about Jana, she has to have a tooth pulled, poor her, she has a
phobia from dentists.
Vanda: Nothing
frightening, Lynda, everything shall be fixed in one tiny minute, she misses
you, too, you know that.
Lynda: I miss her
(she starts crying)
Vanda: C'mmon, Lynda,
wherever she may be, Jana shall arrive, do you want her to witness you in such
condition?
Steven: Lynda, are
you ready for a little bit of silicone, common, have a seat so that we can
start. Everything shall be fine, you shall see.
Steven: Are you ready?
Steven: Yes, we said
it at the very beginning, it is my duty to respect that, don't you worry.
(someone is knoocking
on the door)
Casper: (goes to open
the door) Cosmetic parlor “The Little Paradise”, how can I help?
Maya: I am from the
NGO Magdalena which is two floors above, I am looking for the CEO Venus, she
spoke yesterday about some kind of treatment at your place.
Casper: (Goes and
takes the schedule book and looks into it). Yes, it is duly noted – Venus, 11:30
Maya: I apologize,
but the lady has an unannounced visit of high importance, I ask you to notify
her about that at the first chance.
Casper: The lady
shall be notified, bye.
Maya: Bye
Casper: Lynda, how
are things going with the photo-model tits?.
Lynda: Excellent, I
hardly wait for Jana to take a look at me.
Steven: Lynda, do you
want to continue or you want a smoke break?
Lynda: I accept the
offer (she puts her clthes on and goes with Steven on a smoke break)
(in the mean time,
somebody knocks on the door, Vanda goes to open it and when she opens it she has
something to see, she is captivated by Venus' beauty).
Venus: I apologize
for dropping by before the appointed term but I was exposed in the last weeks to
a bunch of stress. I need a relaxation, some kind of massage.
Vanda: You are at the right place in right time, please (she leads Venus behind
the curtain, Venus undresses herself and lies on the bed; Vanda covers her with
a towel and starts with the treatment.
(In the studio
there's silence, everyone is captivated by the beauty of Venus and everyone is
whispering and gossiping)
Vanda: Oh, Gosh, what
a pleasant heat has your body (everyone present is on alert)
Venus: Wars are
raging in the world and you, take a look what God gave to these – I hope so –
noble souls, I mean your clients and your co-citizens in general)
Vanda: We are in the
second quarter of 2025, if you were here last year, you could have comfortably
said that these people deserve their tranquility.
Venus: I know, I am
informed and quite well, too.
(Lynda and Steven
enter the scene and both of them continue with their job).
(Venus' computer
rings) Sir, please your bag. (Steven passes her his beg) Here you are.
Venus: Hello...oh,
yes, I relax myself in this moment, I need a treatment like this one and know
this - people here are cool, I recommend you a treatment here too and the place
is found two floors bellow our direction, so, well, we'll see each other in one
hour. (Maya is knocking on the door again, Casper goes to open it)
Casper: Hello, this
is the cosmetoc studio „The Little Paradise“.
Maya: Is perhaps lady
Venus at a treatment by you, from her partner Mary, please notify her and I
shall wait.
Casper: I shall
notify her (he goes right to the screen), Maya is looking for you, a certain
partner of yours Maya arrived, what should I tell her?
Venus: Tell her that I am coming right away (she stands up quickly, dresses
herself, asks how much money the treatment costs and she is paying for it).
Thank you and goodbye.
(From left and right computer screens are located in the middle of the scene,
deeply the conference table is placed with a video beam, at the forefront from
the left side a working table with three chairs is placed with three chairs, at
the one of them Mary seats. Girls-activists are sorting the information that
arrives from the social network and other office jobs)
Venus: (she enters
furiously and she stood still when she saw her) Mary!
Mary: Venus! (They
run to each other; they kiss and hug) My dear heart!
Venus: My dear (she
pets her) were have you been all this years?
Mary: In a noble
family.
Venus: And how did
you passed your time?
Mary:
Fantastic....fantastic.
Venus: It can be seen
in your noble gaze. I am so joyfull about you.
Mary: Thank you. And
what about you?
Venus: I, as well as
Artemis, we are passing our days in this studio from which we govern the
organization, the activist members, volunteers...these girls are not here
accidentally.
Mary: I assume that
this is due to loyalty and love towards work.
Venus: It can be seen
that you belong to a healthy family, I am so joyful about you.
Mary: I am grateful
for the both of us.
Maya: Venus, we just
got a confirmation about the demolition of the bridge at Bosporus.
Venus: This is a great loss for all parties involved.
Mary: I think of it,
unlike like you, as a positive act which shall rest Europe from the mujaheddin
attacks in Europe.
Venus: It is OK, but
the motto of 'Magdalena' is a world without races, nations and religious and
ideological borders.
Mary: Excuse me, but
the Europeans suffered through many innocent victims, poor them.
Venus: They are not
differently poor from Chinese and Hindu victims.
Mary: Venus, I
apologize, but that came to me like a flash, I apologize, I was speaking too
fast.
Venus: This time, it
is forgiven to you, but God forbids if Artemis heard something like this, it
would be a misfortune for you.
Mary: (On her knees)
Please my dear, forgive me, I promise that something like this won't ever happen
again, I guarantee with my head.
Venus: Let us see
what new happens on the battle lines, forget that statement of yours.
Maya: Please, a
moment.
Maya: Here you are,
CEO.
Venus: Is there
anything new?
Maya: Well to tell
you the truth, according to the polls of all governmental and NGO organizations
'Magdalena' has a higher and higher rating since we started with the campaign
'Death or Death' across the international TV channels. Our rating is growing.
Mary: What do you
mean by 'Death or Death'?
Venus: Well, you are
surely going to die, right?
Mary: Yes.
Venus: Well, yes, so the question is for what idea you shall give your precious
life.
Mary: Very wise. And
whose idea is that?
Venus: Well,
Artemis'.
Mary: Salute to
Artemis and where is she now?
Venus: (she pulls out
the computer and rolls it around her hand) You want to know that after many
years of waiting she arrived? You want to hear her?
Mary: I want that,
but I feel some uneasiness, I have a stage fright.
Venus: There's
nothing unpleasent here, I am dialing (she dials)...Hello, Artemis, guess who is
waiting you on the line.
Artemis: I have no
idea, give me some hint.
Venus: Do you recall
those two beauties which left a baby which we called Mary due to her cry
'ma-ma'. Which was taken by an angel of God and promised that it will return it
to us when we shall most need it?
Artemis: Well, they
have returned her in due time, please give me her.
Venus: (she gives the
computer to Mary).
Mary: Hello, CEO, yes
I am miss 'ma-ma'
Artemis: Well,
welcome home.
Mary: Glad to find
you.
Artemis: Look, honey,
I have a brief speech in the city arena, you stay there beside Venus so that we
can finally see and hug each other, until then – a greeting.
Mary: Greetings!
Ciao, ciao.
Venus: Did it hurt?
Have you felt her charisma?
Mary: She has an
excellent color of the voice, she sounds remarkably.
Venus: And if you see what kind of figure she has. Man, it is difficult to
imagine such beauty. The people say she was formed and so on...she'll captivate
you in a second.
Mary: My God, I can
hardly wait to see her.
Venus: But surely you
are interested in your own roots.
Mary: Surely it is
so.
Venus: Your parents
were both bi and everything was fine until the Duke of Edinburgh got involved,
the tings went upside down after that; just for your information, through your
veins there is a blue blood after they dropped any contact, they drafted you
out, which is really not much of a sin.
Mary: Well I can
freely say that I don't pass judgments upon them.
(On the scene Artemis
enters and stands positioned towards Mary. A silence. Both of them are slowly
approaching each other into a hug, they are petting each other. Mary grabbed
Artemis on the back, while the other caresses her hear and pats her; they are
hugging again.
Artemis: You are the
one.
Mary: Which one?
Artemis: The one we
are waiting with years.
Venus: (towards
Artemis) Dear one, should I say the welcoming news or you will do it better?
Artemis: I assume, my
dear, that you are initiated in our call and work and that is our NGO Artemis
together with all our members – activists, volunteers and sympathizers are
calling for the peace in the world (she rises her hands high above and shouts):
Peace! Peace!...everything for peace. I am the CEO, Venus is vice CEO and you
shall became the second vice-CEO (everyone applauds, joins in, each of the
females, activists and Mary answers with a nod)
Mary: Thank you from
all of my heart, I thank you and I am promising that I shall invest the entire
capacity, intellect and talent (again, everyone is applauding and shouting
'Mary', 'Mary', while she is answering again with a nod.
Artemis: OK, OK,
welcome Mary and now, everyone at one's own place. Maya, is there something in
the top news?
Maya: Of course, of
course. A fire is burning Latin America, in Europe when the third of April
holiday came the ceasefire which was announced come well to all involved
parties, it seems that nobody wants warfare.
Artemis: Old song –
hot & warm.
Maya: The darling of
Europe as well as of the whole world, the tranquil and kind little people signed
all our demands for a membership in 'Magdalene'. The little Macedonian spread
several times all over the world for several times.
Venus: Let us hope
that it will bring good luck to 'Magdalene'.
Mary: Let us hope.
(everyone is
handclapping and shouts 'Macedonia!','Macedonia!)
Artemis: May the
first-born long live!
Venus: Maya, is there
anything new after the reception of the Macedonian?
Maya: We are all
hoping for the Domino effect.
Venus: The important
thing is that the ice broke! There are country which are waiting for reception.
Artemis: Certainly
there are; here are Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Switzerland, Italy and a bunch of
other which are inside with one leg.
Artemis: Venus, what
do you think about the Domino effect, is it possible?
Venus: Well, it will
happen one day; The madness has its borders also.
Mary: My dear, when
the Gini goes out of the bottle, it is difficult to return it inside.
Artemis: That is the
pessimist stance; and which one is the optimist one?
Venus: The optimist
one is carried by a human or a mass of people which have no information.
Artemis: I agree with
you, my dear.
Mary: We ought to be
pragmatic.
Artemis: Pragmatic
and rational. That is what our sympathizers expect from us.
Venus: At the first
glance – simple, but nevertheless – something complicated....ratio, ratio.
Artemis: Because of
that pragmatism my head will explode as well as my entire body, I am exhausted
both physically and psychically as well.
Venus: My dear, I
have a very great surprise about your condition, there's a cosmetic studio two
floors bellow us, „The Little Paradise“, they have a masseur to grab you, you
will forget about your all worries.
Artemis: Is it a man?
Venus: A woman in a
male body.
Artemis: OK, common Venus, prepare yourself and you Mary, observe and guide, if
there's anything big you know where you can find us. C'mmon, pussycat take me
(she kisses her; they go out)
IMAGE 2
SCENOGRAPHY the same.
Steven: (he works on
Habib's wife Ana who is painting her hair) (Casper works on Jana, Lynda's lover
which sits in a chair with Habib at the same table, on the other table Theresa
is present with her escort, Jane)
(Venus and Artemis
are ringing on the door, Vanda opens and she is stunned)
Vanda: As I can see,
the good voice is heard far away.
Artemis: Obviously
yes.
Vanda: Please step
over here, my ladies, what do you want-a half or an entire treatment?
Artemis: Yes, yes, the entire treatment.
Vanda: Nice order,
you won't regret it, come after me while you, lady, go at the first table,
there's a free chair. You shall pass some beautiful moments.
Venus: Thank you. Is
it free?
Habib: Of course it
is free; please welcome.
(behind the screen
where Artemis may be found, moanings are heard)
Venus: Are you all
right, honey?
Vanda: (goes out from
the screen) Do not worry, lady, your friend is just exhausted, for a half of
hour she will be as brand new (she withdraws herself)
Theresa: (towards
Jane) And I am telling you, from ordinary kisses, the work progressed into
petting and hair handouts and when I dropped my hand bellow the skirt I was
horrified by that ungroomed creature (a laughter). Do not laugh, it is not
funny, the woman should take care of herself.
Steven: Yes, yes,
very appropriate, we thus exist with our motto, LBTG, a sophisticated woman
transvestite gay and bi ha ha ha ha (everyone is laughing and apllauding)
Casper: Cheers, my
dear one, approach me so that I can kiss you (Steven approaches and they kiss
each other)
Habib: A salute to
the married one and to the misses as well.
Lynda: Jana, my love,
come for a moment (Jana approaches, both of them are whispering and the whisper
ends with kisses and hugs) Well, my dear ones, allow me to announce to you a
most beautiful news.
Jana: (she jumps out
of joy) I and Lynda will engage each other!
Artemis: May there be
a luck upon you (everyone greet each other, there's a frenzy)
(Casper rings at the door; Mary opens the door)
Casper: Please, come
in.
Mary: I am not fit to
enter, thank you, please pass to ladies Venus and Artemis that Mary seeks them
and that it is an urgent matter.
Casper: Wait for a
moment, I will brief them at once (he enters inside). Ladies Venus and Artemis
are wanted by Mary, urgently.
Venus: (speaking for
herself) What it could be? Artemis, until where are you?
Artemis: Here am I, I
am dressing up (Vanda is removing the screen; Artemis goes out) I am finished we
shall see each other, we shall see each other again. For now, so much,
greetings, love and peace to everyone (they are going out; Mary is waiting for
them at the doorstep) .
Venus: What is so
urgent?
Mary: India fired an
ICBM towards China and China responded with three projectiles.
Venus: There must be
a great number of dead.
Mary: New Delhi is
flattened; the victims are counted into millions.
Artemis: Let are go
slowly and steadily to our direction and there we shall make a resume.
SCENE 3
(In the Directorate)
(Artemis, Venus and
Mary enter astonished; the personnel is waiting them)
Maya: CEO, you are
surely inforomed about the events in Asia.
Artemis: And how we
are standing with the budget?
Maya: As it is
fulfilled, it is being emptied standardly, we obtained free advertisement for
BBC and according to rating estimation of many statistical firms, our upsurge is
due to the advertisement in TV houses, which means it is thanks to you.
Artemis: Nice, nice,
but please straighten the commercials in Asia
Maya: OK, CEO, I will
do it.
Artemis: (takes a
seat in her chair) Please you too (both of them seat)
Venus: I propose to
put on the schedule for today the count of the dead in the ongoing course of
war.
Artemis and Mary: Yea
and yea.
Venus: Shall we go
through social networks or through the agencies for statistics.
Artemis: Let it flows
through both sources. What are you stating?
Venus and Mary: It is
OK; it is OK.
Mary: FB two and a
half billion, while agencies have two and three hundred up to two and six
hundred.
Artemis: Screw the
males!! Wild meat, a shame for the human species, and then gossip is spread
'women are like this, women are like that. We shall enter at least a grain of
light and justice in this beautiful, beautiful world.
Mary: The world
exists in permanent darkness and from time to time great people appear, in this
case Magdalene, they bring light and they fashion the path of the humankind.
Artemis: (she spread
her arms and calls everyone into a hug, in which Magdalene throws herself
without any hesitation: matriarchate! Matriarchate! Love and peace! - applause
follows)
Venus: Common,
everyone back into the cruel male world (everyone disbanded except the CEO's
which are at their working places)
Maya: Look at BBC,
breaking news, a sad epilogue about the members of 'Magdalene' in Mujahedin
world, the males are fanatically shooting in supporters of Magdalena which went
to give us support, they shoot in every female that moves.
Mary: How difficult
is to be a woman in this world.
Venus: Poor women, they just saw a grain of hope in 'Magdalene' and this is what
happened to them.
Venus: Hello.
Mailman: This is for
you, a package to Magdalena from Hazarstan, Donetsk more precisely. Certain
mister Mosha Levy sent it.
Venus: Thanks (she
walks to the working table and opens the package pulling out an archaeological
specimen – a women curved in stone, with curvatures indicating fertility)
Artemis: Please, may
I touch?
Venera: Sure, be my
guest.
Artemis: What symbol
of fertility, this is Mother Venus. Oh, wait, there's some leaflet inside, let
me read it: „dear ones, I follow your work closely and it captivated me, so I
gift you with this statue which my mother left as an inheritance, I believe that
the mother shall find its own place in your offices, may it bring luck to all of
you as individuals and, primarily, to your 'Magdalene'. Good luck!
Artemis: Good luck to
you, Mr. Levy! Here, now we have a protective symbol, too!
Venus: Look girls,
United Kingdom joined our movement through FB, which means that the good news
spread all over the world.
(everyone applauds)
Mary: May God save
the Queen!
Artemis: Well, this
is already a big job, this is going to improve our rating. Wait and you will
see. Maya, expand the commercials through the entire Europe.
Venus: Look at the
video beam in BBC, there's a celebration, England went nuts, look at that
gentleman, with a spray he wrote 'Magdalene', kudos to the gentleman (everyone:
bravo! Bravo!)
(When on FB and on
the video-beam the activists which are trying to pacify two waring sides,
someone opened fire in our activists which do not stop but they proceed with the
march of peace even through corpses of the dead ones, they are just taking the
flower crowns and throw them upon the waring sides, the march continues.)
Artemis: May God have
mercy on them.
(in France war
profiters are smuggling flowers)
Venus: Here, Italian
government too accept our suggestions.
Mary: Maya, at what
stage is our rating?
Maya: It grows
rapidly, FB is getting hot, at each moment new members are joining in. Some of
the bloodied sides are begging for receptions into „Margarita“
Artemis: Well, this
is something interesting – namely the Russian President calls and proposes a
formation of a global government under our control in next ten days and finally
the world will became a decent place for living.
Artemis: I, Artemis,
as a CEO of the NGO Magdalene, from here, from heavenly Jerusalem, I ask you
respected gentlemen are you accepting the proposal of the Russian President.
Please answer shortly with 'yes' or 'no'.
On the video beam
Great Britain, France, Italy, Germany, Russia, USA, Serbia, Bulgaria, China,
Indonesia and so on until the number of 124 countries) I congratulate to all of
you; welcome in the world of Liberty and Justice! (small fireworks)
CURTAIN
BY VLADO JOVANOVSKI UGRINOFF
MADE IN BARDOVCI -
All rights reserved - Jan
2018
