You have to try hard not to laugh when someone is eating pie or strudel.
You go through Airport security and let them check everything... except your boots and waistband.
Your entire wardrobe consists of wrestling T-Shirts.
You try to do "The Spinerooni" at breakdancing exhibitions.
Everytime something doesn’t go your way, you say, "What About Me?"
The only words you got right on your Spanish test were "Viva La Raza."
Every time you use a tooth pick, you throw it in someone’s face.
Whenever you beat someone at a sporting event, You call them a jobber.
You use crotch chops and other wrestling signs in public.
Your car’s license plate says something wrestling related.
When you answer the phone, you say "Hey yo!"
You visit Tampa, Florida just to visit Brisco Brothers Bodyshop.
Everytime you go to church, you wait for the minister to quote something from the Book Of Austin.
You refuse to work or go to school on Monday nights.
You buy every single wrestling PPV.
You shave your head and grow a goatee.
You get fired from work, and show up the next day wearing a mask thinking none will know it’s you.
You get kicked off the school wrestling team for choke-slamming your opponent.
Whenever you see a table, you picture the next girl who walks by going through it.
You have a dispute with a co-worker, and challenge him/her to a loser leaves the corporation match.
You walk up to get your diploma, and the graduation song is playing, you turn to the audience and shout "OOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!" and bite a Slim Jim.
You show up for varsity wrestling tryouts wearing a mask and barbed wire on your arm.
You’ve actually tried a wrestling move in a real fight. I’m not talking about a punch, kick, a takedown move, or even a body slam. I’m talking about a suplex or soemthing elaborate.
Words like "Slapnuts" are used in daily speech.
You insist on spelling nWo with the W capitalized.
At your wedding, instead of saying "I do" you say "Oh hell yeah!"
You wonder if the wrecks in NASCAR are "works."
You attack your friends from behind with a chair, and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction.
You won’t leave the bathroom unless someone plays your "theme" music.
You call ANY kind of fan a "MARK."
You try to convince your friends that other sports are "works" and wrestling is "real."
After sex you complain that your lover had a low workrate, and that you carried him/her through it.
You consider someone tripping and falling down as a blown spot.