Please try the following:
- Click the
 Refresh
button, or begin drinking heavily. After enough
shots, SOMETHING will appear.
- If you typed the page
address in the Address bar, make sure that it is
spelled correctly. If you are an AOL user, make
sure you did not accidentally type your street
address in the bar.
- To check your connection
settings, click the Tools menu, and then
click Internet Options. On the Connections
tab, click Settings. However, since you're
running Windows, there's absolutely jack shit of
a chance that you'll resolve anything. Ever.
- If your Network Administrator has
enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your
network and automatically discover network
connection settings. If you actually have a
Network Administrator who has enabled it, please
raise your hand. Yeah, that's what we thought.
If you would like Windows to try and discover
them,
click 
Detect Network Settings . This will do
absolutely nothing and will resolve no problems
whatsoever.
- Some sites require 128-bit
stupidity. In the case of Something Awful, a
patch will be shortly available which makes
256-bit stupidity possible.
- If you are trying to reach
a secure site, make sure your Security settings
can support it. Click the Tools menu, and
then click Internet Options. Change
whatever you want; people will find a way to
steal your credit card number regardless.
- Click the
 Back button to try
another link. Yes, let's go with that: try
another link.
Page is Too
Stupid
Internet Explorer
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