1. Serve the servants

  2. Scentless Apprentice

  3. Heart-Shaped Box

  4. Rape me

  5. Frances Farmer will have her revenge on Seattle

  6. Dumb

  7. Very Ape

  8. Milk it

  9. Pennyroyal Tea

  10. Radio friendly unit shifter

  11. Tourette's

  12. All Apologies

  13. Gallons of rubbing alcohol flow through the strip

 

Serve the Servants

 

Teenage angst has paid off well

Now I'm bored and old Self-appointed judges judge

 More than they have sold If she floats than she is not A witch like we had thought A down payment on another One at salem's lot

 

Serve the servants - Oh no (x4) That legendary divorce is such a bore As my bones grew they did hurt

They hurt really bad I tried hard to have a father

But instead I had a dad I just want you to know that I Don't hate you anymore There is nothing I could say That I haven't thought before

 

Serve the servants - Oh no (x4) That legendary divorce is such a bore

Serve the servants - Oh no (x7) That legendary divorce is such a bore

 

Scentless Apprentice

 

Like most babies smell like butter His smell smelled like no other

He was born scentless and senseless He was born a scentless apprentice

 

Go away - get away, get a-way

 

Every wet nurse refused to feed him

Electrolytes smell like semen I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets

There are countless formulas for pressing flowers

 

Go away - get away, get a-way

 

I lie in the soll and fertilize mushrooms Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume You can't fire me because I quit! Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit

 

Go away - get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get a-way

 

Heart-Shaped Box

 

She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak

I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks

I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back (Alt: ... when you turn black)

 

Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Hey! Wait! (Alt: Hate! Haight!) I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice

 

Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet

Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath

Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black

Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back

 

Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice

 

She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak

I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks

I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap

I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back (Alt: ... when you turn black)

 

Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Your advice (x3)

Rape Me

 

Rape me Rape me my friend Rape me Rape me again

 

I'm not the only one (x4)

 

Hate me Do it and do it again Waste me Rape me my friend

 

I'm not the only one (x4)

 

My favorite inside source I'll kiss your open sores Appreciate your concern You'll always stink and burn Rape me Rape me my friend Rape me Rape me again

 

I'm not the only one (x4) Rape me! (x9)

 

Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle

 

It's so relieving To know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid It's so relaxing

To hear that you're asking wherever you get your way It's so soothing

To know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same

I miss the comfort in being sad (x3)

In her false witness, we hope you're still with us, To see if they float or drown

Our favorite patient, a display of patience, Disease-covered Puget Sound She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, And leave a blanket of ash on the ground

 I miss the comfort in being sad (x3)

It's so relieving To know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid It's so relaxing To know that you're asking wherever you get your way It's so soothing To know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same I miss the comfort in being sad (x3)

 

Dumb

 

I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone

But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun

 

I think I'm dumb Or maybe just happy Think I'm just happy (x3)

 

My heart is broke But I have some glue

Help me inhale And mend it with you

We'll float around And hang out on clouds Then we'll come down And have a hangover

Have a hangover (x3)

Skin the sun Fall asleep Wish away

The soul is cheap Lesson learned Wish me luck

Soothe the burn Wake me up

 

I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light

My day is done But I'm having fun

 

I think I'm dumb Maybe just happy Think I'm just happy (x3) I think I'm dumb (x12)

 

Very Ape

 

I am buried up to my neck in Contradictionary flies I take pride as the king of illiterature

I'm very ape and very nice If you ever need anything please don't

Hesitate to ask someone else first

I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive

I've seen it all, I was here first Out of the ground Into the sky

Out of the sky Into the dirt If you ever need anything please don't

Hesitate to ask someone else first I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive

I've seen it all, I was here first (x2) Out of the ground Into the sky Out of the sky Into the dirt

 

Milk It

 

I am my own parasite I don't need a host to live

We feed off of each other We can share our endorphins

Doll steak! Test meat!

Look on the bright side is suicide

Lost eyesight I'm on your side

Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing

Lack of iron and/or sleeping I own my own pet virus

I get to pet and name her Her milk is my shit

My shit it is her milk

Test meat! Doll steak!

Look on the bright side is suicide

Lost eyesight I'm on your side

Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing

Lack of iron and/or sleeping

Doll steak! Test meat!

Look on the bright side is suicide

Lost eyesight I'm on your side

Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing

Lack of iron and/or sleeping Protector of the kennel

Ecto-plasma, Ecto-skeletal Obituary every birthday Your scent is still here in my place of recovery!

 

Pennyroyal Tea

 

I'm on my time with everyone

I have very bad posture

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea

Distill the life that's inside of me

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea

I'm anemic royalty Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld

So I can sigh eternally I'm so tired I can't sleep I'm a liar and a thief

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea

I'm anemic royalty I'm on warm milk and laxatives Cherry-flavored antacids

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea

Distill the life that's inside of me Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea I'm anemic royalty

 

Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

 

- Hmmmmmm ... I just wanna know ... do you like me? {whispered}

Use just once and destroy Invasion of our piracy

Afterbirth of a nation Starve without your skeleton key

I love you for what I am not I do not want what I have got

A blanket acne'ed with ciggarette burns Speak at once while taking turns

 

What is wrong with me (x3)

I'm gonna do with what you think If you ever think at all Bi-polar opposites attract

All of a sudden my water broke I love you for what I am not I do not want what I have got

A blanket acne'ed with ciggarette burns Second-rate third degree burns

What is wrong with me (x2) What do I think of me ?

Hate, hate your enemies

Save, save your friends Find, find your place Speak, speak the truth

What is wrong with me (x3) What do I think of me ?

Use just once and destroy Invasion of our piracy

Afterbirth of a nation Starve without your skeleton key (x2)

What is wrong with me (x3) What do I think of me ?

 

Tourette's

 

Moderate Rock! Mayday every day, in my heart. Could've had a heart attack, in my heart.

We don't know anything, in my heart.

We all want something fair, in my heart.

 

Hey! Hey! Heyyyyyyy! (x3)

 

Out of town, out of sight, is my heart.

Queen of lies, everyday, in my heart.

My heart, one more on the phone, my heart.

One more at the phone, at my heart

 

Hey! Hey! Heyyyyyyyyyyy! (x2)

 

Mean heart, cold heart, cold heart, cold heart Cold heart, cold heart, cold heart, cold heart! Uhhhhhhh!

Other interpretations possible

 

All Apologies


What else should I be All apologies

What else could I say Everyone is gay

What else could I write I don't have the right

What else should I be All apologies

 

In the sun In the sun I feel as one In the sun In the sun I'm married Buried

 

I wish I was like you Easily amused

Find my nest of salt Everything is my fault

I'll take all the blame Aqua seafoam shame

Sunburn with freezeburn Choking on the ashes of her enemy

 

In the sun In the sun I feel as one In the sun In the sun Married, Maried, Maried! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah All in all is all we are (x20)

 

Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip

 

It hurts when you have to press that dull little thing

That you're only supposed to use once and then discard

Where do you put it? In the garbage can, my honest friend

My shyness, pet her flow She's only been five months late, even though we haven't had sex for a week

A meal a day, a meal, I say

And my heart's made my ... Somebody else already used the word 'aurora-borealis' She was tied up in chains, and Sam had helped her in the freezer She's only five weeks late, but I haven't had a date forever ... Ever ... ever ... forever!

Wish I had more ... more opportunity, More chances to remember some things

So I couldn't have so much pressure on my ... On my ... on my, um ... ah, on my ... um ... um ... head We'd have so much more diversity,

And so much more input, so much more creative flow, If we had someone in school, a 'GIT' ... GIT ... geeks ... in ... town. Ha! ... Come on, Dave, think of one ... ! -

Girls with trouble It should be GIC, geeks with charvels No, GWC, fuck man this is a waste of time ... {laughs}

One more solo? Yeahhhhhhhhh! Yeaaaahhhhh! You're personally responsible for ... The entire strip ... to be washed away ... Cleansed ... as if gallons of, um, rubbing alcohol

Flowed through the strip and were set on fire.

It didn't just singe the hair, it made it straight. And then Perry Ellis came along with his broom, And his ... silk ... And he ... he erected a beautiful city ... A city of stars.