My Fort
One day, I decided to build a fort. This is my fort.
I built it with my own hands.
This is one of the hands that I used in the building process.
I built the fort with several options in mind.
A.) I could sleep in
a very dark place, even at
B.) It could be a retreat from society. It’s a place I could go where no one would bother me.
C.) It’s where I could get my mack on.
This is me thinking about why I should build a fort.
In order to achieve my goals, I had to lay down some rules.
These are the rules to my fort.
This is my fort. It is not your fort. The only one allowed in my fort is me, and my
various ladies. KEEP OUT!
I also decided to have a strict “No Razor Scooters Allowed” policy.
I think that if I did allow someone in my fort, I would not like for them to try and ride their razor scooter all over my bed (i.e. fort). I do not like razor scooter track marks, especially in my new fort that I built by myself.
It is not impossible to get into my fort.
Usually if you have stickers, candy corn, box of kittens, Legos, or hard drugs, I’ll let you inside.
One time, some friends of mine played in my fort.
This is what we did.
This is me pimping my new fort.
My favorite thing to do in my fort is to sleep. This is me as I’m leaving my fort to go use the bathroom. (SIDE NOTE: My fort does not have in-door plumbing.)
When you’re a guy and you go to sleep for a long time, you might grow this on your face.
That is all I have to say about my fort. It was very fun making my fort, and if you are in the market for a fort, don’t hesitate and look me up. I would be glad to build you one.
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