HEY what do you know thats me pissing into the grand canyon ^
Hayduke on a Police radio in a stolen cruser: "I piss on you all from a conciderable height"
Hey, welcome to my page. For some this will be a big dissapointment because im really not supposed to make racists jokes (Ma++ is a lucky j00), but for others, well hell i dont really know what you expected.
I've got some pretty funny links.The main reason for doing this page was so that I could extend my profile and therefore not have to keep updating it.
The Smashing Pumpkins rule the world
For those who randomly stumbled on to this page, big mistake, but heres who i am. My name is Riley Bergeron.
I was born in Salt Lake City, Utah, no im not a mormon, i moved to the ever so eventfull Auburn Maine when i was like 2 so i was pretty much raised here. I like Basketball, running, music, and being an ass. Me an my freinds have been doing st00pid shit all our lives, some call us Jackass copiers but we have documented proof (videos) that we were doing st00pid shit before even Tom Green, god rest his nut, got big.
Oh and on a related topic, if you have a 75 foot bungee cord tied to a tree and someone streatches it out and lets it fly, dont try and get infront of it. 
Im going to credit some of my closest amigos here so here it goes.
but first heres a little verse from the old dropkick murpheys for all my friends:
Well we started shooting hoops now we're sipping Black and Tans
From the park to the pub was the course we ran
The times have changed but friends remain
My heard and soul's with you
Cause one things for sure
I always swore I'd never turn my back to you
Never turned our back stuck together thru and thru
The times have changed but my heard and soul's with you
Wouldn't turn your backs and you didn't walk away
We'd never run we stand as one and this is what we say
Times were tough but the memories remain
Situation rough but we overcame
Side by side one for all together we grew
Cause when its said and done
I'll look back On friends like you!
When I was down and I was out and no one liked my games
One too many fights and bloody nights for which I was to blame
But you wouldn't turn you backs and you didn't walk away
Cause We'd never run we stand as one until this very day
Matt you and i were like born and raised together, were practicly telepathic. Sure your Jewish but noone is gonna hold that against you. Oh and dude through our many and valiant attempts to defy gravity, in which we generally get hurt, we fly
Here is a conversation between tha two of us:
RiD0gG: this garbage truck was driven by sea horses, over a cliff, onto the wicked witch of tha west man
Gwned: I see
RiD0gG: it was crazy
RiD0gG: and before you know it your not gargling the pudding but its gargling you, and your toes all come unwallpapered.
Gwned: That was right after we tamed that untameable fuck monkey right?
RiD0gG: oh yes indeed, before the toe-nail-clipper giant chased our tails
Gwned: the catch is I only can speak in chinese.
RiD0gG: oh oh oh , i know:
RiD0gG: put on a 10 galon hat and ride that fucking apricot
RiD0gG: i hope you got yourself a gun
Gwned: listen polka shoe, ive got more chairs then the queen of all things salted has audio equipment.
RiD0gG: good one man but you cant wave a silly pickle Q-tip at my jigling ear lobes
Gwned: But I may just have to get the morbid ass cream on your scandanavian pork sausage
RiD0gG: MY scandanavian pork sausage, more like Gerald Fords great grandmothers saggy tits
Gwned: only to an immigrant bongo taper does that have any effect. too bad you banana nosed portly dj
BP 
(Brian Pelleccia)
Staypuf999: WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I ADD FILES TO MY WINAMP IT CRASHES
RiD0gG: you
Staypuf999: i cry at night
or better yet:
Staypuf999: SHAZAM
Staypuf999: i wish i was a genie
RiD0gG: kazam man, good flick
Staypuf999: cuz then i could live in a lamp...
BP your the source of my fears while i sleep, and the really fucked up links i have, your a big Italian but at least you own up to it unlike Despres, and eat your sausage.
Red Jacket here is you hitting matt
(Erik Jackson) how the fuck did that weak sauce of a nick name stick with you, i think cross made that up, wow we need a new one for ya. I got tha whole B-ball crew too. Whalen you and i have also been together all through school, remember Mrs. Bennets calss, haha. Doulin (Kenny Poulin) same goes here, were tha fukin twin towers kid. Ford you are a dumb dumb human being, but a funny one. I guess i cant name the rest just cuz im to damn lazy, i though of you all, who ever you are, dont worry about it. hit tha weights and come back next year, youll make my page( or just ask me)> here are some names of people who have asked me, so proves it works, eh? Hey Ally, Amy, Kerri, Jenn, Gatrick, Kimber, and Jamie (MJ) White, haha
GO Pheonix! yea AAU baby
Sara(you are so damn perfect)you now have your own paragraph on my page!!!! no..? ok..
You are truly my best friend and i will never be able to thank you enough for all that you have done for me.
Ya so im gonna take Strong Bads advice and trow in some flshy stuff but this is pretty much the end of the page. thanks in part to Adobe Photoshop YESA
oh and btw HIM owns 
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My Favorite Web Sites
HIM
www.goatse.cx
WHY GOD
Despres
Phoenix WHAT
My favorite things to do
