Streetlight douchebags
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Hernia
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
What is a streetlight douchebag?

It's a douchebag who likes to hang around streetlights.

Where do streetlight douchebags live?

It slightly varies from city to city but most of them live near streetlights, but I might be mistaken on that.

How do streetlight douchebags look?

Like douchebags who would live near streetlights.

How big are streetlight douchebags?

Bigger than you?

Who, me?

You?

me?

Who?

You?

Me?

You?

You?

Me?

Couldn't be!

Then who?

Coolness
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
Disclaimer:

I am the coolness so I will beat you all and then I will laugh at you, because you suck. Also I am Mmcambells the Grat. This is my blog. You suck. I rule. You can suck my BALLS.

THE PICS HOWEVER ARE NOT MY COPYRIGHT
Mood:  lyrical
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
So do what with them you will. The dreadlocks and my epic battle are however.

Gayest man this week (June 6th 2005)
Mood:  suave
Now Playing: Great Height
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
Justin Timberlake. Or JT. Whichever suits your GAY MAN NEEDS.

REASONS WHY:

-He was in a boyband. That's a reason enough itself.
-He made such gay solo tunes as Senorita, Cry Me A River, and even Rock Your Body.
-Have you heard him sing?
-He sounds and LOOKS mysteriously like MICHAEL JACKSON.

Five Things I Love About You
Now Playing: Great Heigth
Topic: THE BIG LISTS


1. I love the way you look when I take a poopie in your toilet. priceless.

2. I love the way you ask me how I would know what face you are making when I take I shit. Seeing as how the door is closed.

3. I love the way you say its impossible for me to have lazer vision and the ability to see through walls and look at the face your making while I take a shit in your bathroom.

4. I love the way you tell me that I am crazy to say that I have lazer vision with the ability to see through walls while I take a shit and see your face. While I am in your bathroom.

5. I love the way my poo looks when I take a shit in your bathroom.


Boy, what a great list.

kool spellings
Now Playing: Great height
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
Ten ways to spell cool:

1.cool
2.kool
3.kewl
4.koul
5.cewl
6.coul
7.kule
8.cule
9.kooall
10.cooall